Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Owlor Haha, that's even better than sarcasm! :D

@chimerror Heh, I think gators are the ONLY ones who can call moving to the Everglades an act of social climbing. Screw the Everglades, send 'em here to New Orleans where the REAL gator action is!

@JulieSqveakaroo Right? And I've never been able to get a gamepad configuration together for it that really works for me in MAME. That's one that practically NEEDS the console for the full experience...

@Owlor I don't even know what you're talking about, I just particularly enjoy you when you're being sarcastic.

@xinjinmeng You and me both, fam. <3

@catoxis The grin sounds like the hardest part! I can barely even get that "one-fanged cat smile" thing going most mornings!

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is still dead.

@Chip_Unicorn I'm seeing NAACP v. Claiborne Hardware Co. cited in GARM's favor but I haven't had any time to dig into the details...

@spottyfox Dingo-O!

"Tennis Ball of Omens! Give me drool beyond drool!"

@Phorm YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

@Soreth yes but humans don't bond naturally with abstract concepts so they'd need to get a tube of pack-bonder from their local hardware store -- and it has to be the stuff in the *red* tube, not the blue one 'cause that's a whole different formulation, and it needs to be at least 5X strength or it won't be waterproof and they'll have to reapply their pack-bond after every shower

and then of course you just parge the lath! *nod*

@StormyDragon Not for Snowden. :(

(Granted, Orr and Yossarian are MAJOR heroes of mine... Orr knew EXACTLY the right way to respond to a moral crisis...)

@LexYeen For some reason, I read that first line "do you play..." in the exact same voice as "DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE?" from In The Mouth of Madness :D

#MTGAndOtherMemeticHazards

@Phorm I was DEFINITELY thinking of that one Egypturnash pic... <3

@Phorm Hmm. My first instinct is that they're monster-adjacent. This may actually vary with the djinn, though! The ifrit in CBS's Evil, for example, is pretty "monstrous" looking, especially in the headular region. Djinn whose most intimidating feature is a floofy tail or a little boopable nose probably don't count as monsters unless they've made themselves at least 15' tall. <3

@Phorm @trouffee Just for comparison, it took me like FOUR -- and that's discounting the outright inept ones I bailed on pretty quickly -- doctors to start being taken even remotely seriously about my ADD and fatigue issues... Keep pushing, and best of luck!

@LexYeen I mean, it's realer than Wall Drug, the House on the Rock, or the state of Montana, but that's a VERY low bar...

@LeDiva I can't hear "Party of Lincoln" without thinking of the TMBG album.

@LexYeen I've stopped in Weed, CA and I do not concur. :D