Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Austin_Dern There are some weird-ass comics these days. O_o;

working the day jëøärrb and am quite bored

well, it worked for ray smuckles once, maybe it'll work for me

"Mastodon, what's the best thing you got?"

@zx3 @Aradia If Warner Bros. doesn't use this as the basis of a Better Call Saul parody, they're fools. Fools!

@mmsword yes plz

This is one of those days where I feel like I should be getting Eating Disorder Hazard Pay for my job.

Singaporean cafes. One after the next, interrupted mostly by Midwestern interstate diners, the sort where you can buy a fresh cinnamon roll the size of a throw pillow.

I would sell you all out to the Greys for a decent bowl of curry noodles right about now.

The Martian High Council is most pleased to honor Mr. Murderbritches for his brave stand against the Terran oppressors. He is hereby granted full Martian citizenship and has an officer's commission waiting for him upon naturalization, should he desire it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xcuJ3OPl8k (cw: futile tiny-kitty-on-human violence)

@acetone_kitten I was thinking more in the "minions of Graud" sense, but you're not wrong...

Google turning its logo gray as a memorial for Bush Sr. is a nice touch.

He was a very gray sort of man. It makes a lot of sense to celebrate his life by negating a rainbow effect.

Don't ever be afraid to show your true colors.

But do try to make sure those colors contrast properly with your true text.

Does anybody know where The Kids Are Going These Days for adult photoblogging, now that Tumblr is apparently on fire?

I'm thinking of using all this as an excuse to repost the content at https://dionysianscream.tumblr.com/ and maybe give it an update.

@JulieSqveakaroo Aw, hell. *hug*

@Oneironott @emanate

gimme a break, leaving the stripes on when I go prey species just saves me a lot of trouble okay *huff* *rear* *clomp* >_<

@Oneironott @emanate

#basicallyzebrathings *blush*

@Kyresti @Oneironott Caster wheels and rocking chairs were only the least of the Terrans' aggressions against us, dear cousins, but they shall not be forgotten.

Many a cat knew what it was to be crushed under the wheel of a Staples-brand juggernaut in those days , I can tell you.</louis_tully> >__<

@Oneironott @emanate Hey, just so you know, we feed the local crows every morning around 10 or 11. Feel free to come peck at the stoop if you're not allergic to peanuts. :D (Let us know if you get any shit from the ravens, a couple of them try to bully the smaller birds. >_< )

I know about the woman in Vienna and your little friend in the Syndicate. If 50,000,000 USD has not been wired to this Mastodon address by 12 midnight, a sealed letter will be delivered to the Times, the Post, and the head of MI6.

This is all for Dutchie, you sick bastard.

Good fucking god, Giuliani is stupid.

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/giuliani-doesnt-understand-how-someone-invaded-his-tweet-with-an-anti-president-message/

I am a cartography godling. I dispatch queries in bullet time. I am like the love child of John Wick and Buster Bluth.

#SheHasBustersEyes
#AndALooseSeal

@Phorm HAWT. :D