Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

landed safe in NOLA fwiw :)

@LexYeen@snouts.online We were supposed to have one of those coming up in Seattle, but I honestly think all the kerfuffle over homeless camps probably wrecked it? I haven't heard anything about the project in years...

The only bad part of this trip so far (other than being trapped with a crazy dragon for 9 days ❤️​) is that I'm in Texas.

And if Texas can pony up with some decent BBQ in the next 10-15 minutes, I'll even forgive _them_.

@Thaminga A formal petition has been filed on your behalf in the Court of the Jackalope Mother. Best of luck. <3{

@Phorm *grabs you by the shoulders (or, if available handlebars[1]) and steers you right back to safety*

"Oh, no, no, genieball. We need YOU around to kneel at Rebel's feet for the movie poster."

#WhatsTrashtalkForObedientSlutAgain?

[1] "I wish this genie's headball had big pooltoy-style handles."

@Oneironott Oh, I definitely wasn't talking about 2019. This is more like an invocation, for much later down the line. O;)

@Phorm *cheers like Yung Cuz*

@Oneironott O, wonder, how many goodly toys are there here! How beauteous Sol is! O brave ​new worlds, that have such para-sapients in'em!

❤️

You know, "They had to run me over with a truck in order to keep me from becoming omnipotent" is a pretty exciting narrative.

#NuclearThrone
#FuckTheIDPD
#VivaRebel
#TheyTriedToKillMeWithAForklift

@LeDiva You DO know "karaoke with the kitty" is on my actual for real bucket list, right? <3

@kobi_lacroix I just grind and snort Marcuse essays. It's the ideological equivalent of growing organic weed in your backyard. You pretty much know it's safe.

@Oneironott and then you blink a few times and it's all fun and games again because you genuinely can't remember the previous six times they ran you thru this cycle

yup, been there ;D

@eredien Please do! Better lizard weather all around! :D

@Oneironott And then, of course, it's just fun and [SCENE MISSING]...

Oh, huh, that reminds me-- I do owe a certain flea bitten pariah-god a sharp kick in the ribcage followed by an entire side of beef. That mangy piece of gold-flecked shit was right about EVERYTHING. Always is, and I bet the smug little bastard is grinning even now.

-________-

@Oneironott I mean, this is an important distinction-- I had actually wondered briefly if you were talking about the Beloved Cosmic Asshole 'yote...

@eredien Hey, I'm so sorry we had to cancel out, was not a deliberate snub, still wanna chat and stuff!

I think we fumbled just about every possible logistics roll, including realizing we never booked a car for NOLA and a couple other of our usual last-minute panics. :O

Honestly, we are just really bad at meetup these days, the locals will vouch. n.n;;;;;

@Oneironott FWIW, I could totally tell you were citing it for discussion. <3

Honestly, I have no problem with anyone who'd like to make a devil's advocate case for him, either-- I don't think his point is 100% without merit, and terminology _does_ matter! I just felt his own personal _tactics_ were really weak and inconsiderate...

That moment when you realize that 90% of the political (not to mention, fan-culture) comments you've left over the last 20 years could have been replaced just as efficiently with "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."

Fuck, human minds are just _terrible_ at discerning when their lazy intellectual shorthands aren't gonna work. This definitely includes me.

Put. Caption. Text. On. Absolutely. Everything.

#AugmentedReality
#FootnoteYourWorld
#IGetToWriteTheCaptionsThough 😺​