Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

RAWR 🐯​

@anthracite "Except for: Boston; Peoria; Gary, IN; and Seattle, WA within 2.3 miles of the Bezos Balls. These cities have no discernible magic."

@Leucrotta

*snorts at French pancake auteurs*
We get it, you crepe!

*snorts at stereotypically effeminate interior designers*
We get it, you drape!

*snorts at the Grand Canyon*
We get it, you gape!

*snorts at Noel Coward*
We get it, you jape!

*snorts at 1980s music producers*
We get it, you tape!

DON'T MAKE ME DO THE REST OF THE PHONEMES, CHILD =>___<=

@zx3 WOULD I!

(Now I'm passingly tempted to see how evil I can make Noa turn in the comic and get away with it, but... I don't have the heart, they're such a good pony...

The bird on the other hand. *mad cackling* >:D )

Lay off the poor beavers, will ya? GEEZ! You're a creep! Go away! We were having a good time until you showed up! OOOOH! Go have some coffee with cream or something, because I'll tell you something! This is a happy place!

Wow. Noa broke _bad._

https://boingboing.net/2019/03/16/crowbar-wielding-unicorn-raids.html

This is the semi-periodic update of my personal "commonplace book." ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonplace_book )

I offer no guarantees whatsoever that any part of it will be entertaining. It's just a collection of personal notes and trivia. It's offered because it's easy to link to and might be mildly amusing to some-- and because I'd love to see someone else start one and let me browse it someday. 😽​

https://www.evernote.com/l/Ahj14VCozwRCmKPf3jNAGoweu4XXvAVxioo

Submitted without further commentary:

http://googology.wikia.com/wiki/Meameamealokkapoowa_oompa

KEY: 1A/B, 2L, 3G, 4F, 5D, 6C, 7H, 8A/B, 9K, 10E, 11I, 12J

(I'm not 100% certain of all of these and can only document about 10/12 of them. Corrections/commentary/pedantry is welcomed!)

@kobi_lacroix You're VERY close on all of those. Shinty-Six is correct; Twentington is (AFAIK) from a different Britcom with a similar sense of humor. (HINT: ASK DAVE. IS DAVE THERE? HELLO, DAVE.)

Group X, not Band X, but full credit. And correct on cDonald's.

I'm expanding on my joke about "forbidden" numbers with @kobi_lacroix@snouts.online and turning it into a quiz. Can you match these fictional numbers with their media sources?

1. bleventeen
2. brazillion
3. 'cDonald's Number
4. eleventy-one
5. (one) quilliard
6. schfifty-five
7. shinty-six
8. sñeventy
9. threeve
10. twentington
11. twiddly-two
12. zeroteen

A. & B. Gravity Falls (twice)
C. Gröûp X
D. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
E. The League of Gentlemen
F. Lord of the Rings
G. Look Around You
H. That Mitchell and Webb Look
I. Peanuts
J. Ramona Quimby
K. Saturday Night Live
L. unsourced political joke

@kobi_lacroix (And a quillard dollars to anybody who can guess the fictional sources of all 14 of those "forbidden" numbers. HINT: The only one I made up myself was "infivenity.")

@kobi_lacroix DO NOT OPEN OR ATTEMPT TO OPERATE THE ABAQUE DIABOLIQUE! ITS FIGURES ARE NOT FOR YOU, MORTAL. 😡​

#ForbiddenToYou:
#Threeve
#Brazillion
#Shinty-Six
#Twiddly-Two
#Schfiftyfive
#Sñeventy
#cDonaldsNumber
#Zeroteen
#Infivenity
#Twentington
#OneQuilliard
#Bleventeen
#EightSixSevenFiveThreeOhNine

@001zlnv

WHO ARE YOU TO SAY SHE ISN'T

TERRAN FOOL

BEWARE -- SHE LIVES

HA HA HA I HUNGER

🐯​👾🐯​👾🐯​👾🐯​👾🐯​👾🐯​👾🐯​​

Gorgeous tribute to the late great J Dilla. Kinda makes me want to investigate that sampling pad he's using and play around with one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgw6vqNCxe8

So... it's been a tough couple weeks, but Peg and I see to have basically come out ahead.

I promised mysel(ves) that when we finally got this all together, there would be promotions all around. And I guess it's time to follow through.

So fair warning, at some point during or after the move, this tiger is probably gonna disappear, and a terrifying space manticore is going to mysteriously appear on dragon.style. The Martian High Council will neither confirm nor deny that this is the same individual, but you will be contacted as necessary.

KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES

Dear IT engineers: "contact me here" is not a useful instruction when your user only sees your replies in e-mail, clicking on the only link provided takes them to the same app you already told them not to use, and has ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING idea where the living fuck "here" is from your perspective.

Second-order empathy. It's a thing now. >_<