Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

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[tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw9JvHBklUo ]

oh, chewin' all the fronds
off my dragon's stupid head
something day I'll chomp
right thru and eat her brain

why is it so big
you don't use it anyway
okay maybe now and then
for artin'

oh, chewin' all the fronds
off my dragon's stupid head
what did you need a head for anyhow

i only want a taste
it's just gonna go to waste
why keep such a good snack
inside a dragon?

[apologies once again to bugs bunny and mmmmmaybe to the ever-patient @anthracite 🐯​❤️​]

@LeDiva @acetone_kitten @Aradia GOOD JOB. ALL IS WELL WITH THE COSMOS.

my life (and death) in a nutshell:

I wanted to pass Final Space with an honorable B-, I really did, but it's got one of the worst cases of Strong Female Character Syndrome I've seen since the Lego Movie. :(

@JulieSqveakaroo

Oh, I found the source for the Rakete Rinnzekete comic, cartoonist Tom Gauld:

http://www.casualoptimist.com/blog/2013/02/11/the-tale-of-mister-rakete-rinnzekete/

@JulieSqveakaroo Kwii-ee!

meanwhile i am so obsessed with this poem that i am no foolin' going through my collection of J Dilla hiphop beats and pondering a recording of me reciting this over them

#moodsnapshot #merzforever #dadanever #kurtschwitters
#nnzkrrmüü!

@lugh OMG, have you run into the story about musician/author George Melly and this piece yet? Apparently, he FENDED OFF TWO MUGGERS by reciting the Ursonate at them in a moment of panic and weirding the shit out of them. Chumbawumba wrote a song about it, "Ratatatay." The Ursonate might just be a genuine work of magic.

Cafe guy with suit and tie has gone bye-bye. I blame my eye. 😽​

OK, folks, looks like the Steam summer sale's on, and I have an important question:

How is Civ VI _really_? I see a huge amount of bumsore consumerist whinging in the negative Steam reviews, but I also see a few potentially valid complaints about the AI and the DLC.

What do you think, should I just stick with V, or is this just the usual "people hate it until the next Civ comes out and then it was perfect all along?"

@Leucrotta @LexYeen@snouts.online Heh. Maybe it's one of the many many many many local contractors Eric's daddy stiffed.

You came so close, Cafe Guy In Suit And Tie. After I glared bloody murder at you for taking your first, LOUD business call right next to me, you got up and moved for the second one. Five whole feet. But I'll accept incremental progress. I'll just glare bloody VICIOUS murder at you this time, and maybe next time you'll go the extra ten feet outside.

@LexYeen@snouts.online My personal take is "Yeah, 'cause the Patriots were nothing but polite and civil to the Tories during the American Revolu... oh, wait, no, tar and feathers. Read a fucking history book, Redhat."

@LeDiva

@acetone_kitten @LeDiva

DELTRON LIVES

https://kimcartoon.si/Cartoon/Craig-of-the-Creek/Episode-026-The-Kid-From-3030?id=81507

Crappy ad-filled site warning. Skip to 2:13 or so if you're feeling impatient.

@lugh Brace yourself, I found the whole thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks05YuDGy6A

This is the only good poem. Fight me. 😼​

http://www.costis.org/x/schwitters/ursonate.htm

(I'm MOSTLY kidding.)

Here are two fragmentary performances of this beautiful monster:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuFRz18rMQk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X7E2i0KMqM

I just gave Peggy a five minute lecture on the fact that money can be exchanged for goods and services (and thus she should follow up on her publishing offer and get Dawn back into print ASAP), with the help of my puppet friends Rubin and Mitzi.

So if I don't show up here ever again, check Peg's leavings for tiger bones. I think there's about a 50% chance she's gonna finally up and devour me, because Mitzi, Rubin, and I were really really really patronizing.

*unrepentant giggles* 😺​