Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@troodon Time to call Confuse-A-Cat?

@Austin_Dern https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwaxWoJPUC0

This is the entire Google Maps animal collection, BTW. They are a rare delight. ^___^

Malaysia, cat: https://goo.gl/maps/c9gbMN6YLet

Lima, dog: https://goo.gl/maps/ksw3eMnAeCJ2

Rome, cat: https://goo.gl/maps/9gsGq9BckdB2

https://goo.gl/maps/XHs9uQHN48w (donkey)

https://goo.gl/maps/XbXhA86PupD2 (pupper)

https://goo.gl/maps/npejxZA56gFbwFRHA (pupper)

The bad news: today's a normal workday for me.

The good news: I got a new dog for my ongoing list of random Street View animals! http://bit.ly/30az9Vn

America. *nod*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9gxlE (song of zero semantic value; cw: actually British)

@Aradia Nah, but I'm making up for work I had every damn capacity to do yesterday, so I can't really hold it against them! I'd rather slack off on my birthday than on... um... what is today again? National Explosives Manufacturers Day?

@OldBrushNewPaper That comes the next time I weigh myself... n.n;

@acetone_kitten Thanks, comrade! :D <3 <3<

@chimerror Thanks hun!

@001zlnv No, I think we play them again next week. 🐯​

@Phorm Thanks, bottlefox! <3

The final score for today's Sushi Bowl:

TIGER: 15
FISH: 0

All in all, a disgraceful display from Team Fish, who failed to eat even a single tiger.

@Balina This is all just beautiful and I'm so fuckin' happy. Tell them the former lavalamp says hi. <3

@coyohti Thank you!

@kelseyhusky Watch out for the *little* UFOs, they're a bitch! And don't go into hyperspace, it's a trap...

#oldschool

@anthracite I will give that one a listen, actually. I... I think I've finally reached that phase of my life where I'm ready to Stop Worrying And Enter The Prog-O-Sphere.

@Balina Jensen's Brand Snek Tape. *nod*

Heh. "Lips Like Sugar" followed immediately by "Black Country Rock" and Blondie's "Dreaming."

Someone at this cafe must have been tipped off that it's some old fart's birthday.

@001zlnv Hmm, if I do that Prisoner revisitation I was threatening @troodon with, I might give the protagonist a pet mini-Rover. Or a full-size sapient one as a secret lover, after she discovers they've been hiding their sapience and rich emotional lives from Nos. 1 & 2 all along. :D

@hystericempress This... is the best... damn... birthday present... I have ever received. 😻​😻​😻​😻​😻​

And you get to be the first to test out my snazzy new birthday manticore chassis by getting pouncemauled into a flat disc (which we will of course promptly pump back to 3D)... *HUGHUGHUGCHEW*