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@joshua Basically, it was a movement started by the French surrealist Alfred Jarry, which would supposedly be to metaphysics what metaphysics was to physics. The same way surrealist art uses dream imagery to portray profound truths about human irrationality, pataphysics imitates the form of science but deliberately deals only with crazy, ironic, illogical things. For example, Jarry tried to claim, tongue-in-cheek, that gravity was just a remarkable series of coincidences. :)

@joshua Do you want a straight answer for that? 'Cause I can give you one! =^_^=

Ever just hit the point where nothing at all interests you, and all you want to do is kinda wait out the clock for another 30 years?

I want some magic back. I worry that part of my brain's just rotted out.

Maybe I should try drinking. It's the only drug the conservative sons-of-bitches in this goddamn swamp seem to approve of.

@Leucrotta I mean, it wouldn't accomplish anything. You'd be instantly written off as One Of Those Awful Leftists and it would just reinforce their persecution complex. If you can't hit them on the issues, it's probably best to let them go—even knuckle-dragging Know Nothings have the right to enjoy a festival. O:) I think you are morally unimpeachable here.

Woke up with the following phrase left over, with no real context:

"Transbiotic coach."

I don't know what it means, but I want one.

@SangriaSnake The aforementioned dragon also thought you might be amused by this art she created for a friend...

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/3080077/

@SangriaSnake Honestly, that was true of a lot of the stuff I saw as a kid that transmuted into kink content. Especially hypnosis and mental TF stuff—the idea of someone I cared about becoming alien or robotic to the point of being inaccessible scared the hell out of me, 'cause I have separation anxiety a mile wide.

I wonder sometimes if sometimes it's not an adaptive measure, our brains turning it into forbidden fruit and giving us an incentive to keep encountering the fear source over and over, so we have to process it...

@SangriaSnake Because reptiles are adorable? =^_^=

(I'm all but married to a dragon so I could be biased and/or spellbound. =n.n= )

The average human life is the equivalent of approximately 260,000 consecutive feature films in length.

No wonder I'm so bored. Doesn't this series ever go anywhere? It's almost as bad as the MCU. -_-

@anthracite Yeah. Wrote down everything I did, too, so if I ever have to repeat it, I know exactly how to get back here. <3

@001zlnv Honestly, if I gotta deal with John DeLancie, I'd rather have Discord?

Remembered a bit of my dream last night. I was given the opportunity to go back in time and completely unwind one of my relationships from ever happening. My brain apparently couldn't keep track of which one, but it seemed to think it was either Rik or one of my college girlfriends.

The climactic scene was of me deliberately fucking up a moment where I was accidentally funny and charming for once. I just kinda... let myself default to my own worst habits and fate did the rest.

I expected that once the deed was done, the timestream would snap me back to a new, less complicated and painful present. And the dream ended with me just sitting there in shock, on a city bus, realizing that wasn't going to happen. I had to live all those years out, and the loneliness that was going to come with them, in real time.

@Phorm Oof, yeah. OK, if it's actively swelling... definitely sounds like it should be treated as a Clear And Present Threat. Sounds like you are on the right general path for getting it taken care of.

@Phorm Hmm. Running sympathetically through my own Anxiety Checklist...

1) Research the actual instance of how often this happens. It's like fear of flying: it's an understandable anxiety because of the catastrophic nature, but is it based on a statistically low risk?

2) Are there any advance warning signs of a battery that's about to fail?

3) What are coworkers and friends you know who are in similar situations doing about theirs?

I know you probably know rationally to do all these things, but I'm just thinking of the kind of reminders I'd like to get from a friend when I'm fretting about similar things. <3 <3

I never even knew he was into the Coen Brothers. Apparently, The Big Lebowski was one of his favorite films. We could've talked for hours about it.

Apparently, he also used to sit on the couch and "plan the zombie invasion" with my mom while they watched TV. "I know you don't like all that blood and stuff, so I'll stab 'em with the chainsaw, and you can raid the supermarkets and make sure we all stay fed."

@anthracite @001zlnv

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@Balinares I'm a little stunned, but... we knew for quite a while he was very unwell. We thought he could have as long as another year, but he was definitely in a terminal condition. I'm mostly just angry and looking for gods to kick.

@zx3 It's OK. *hug* He was stage 5 and the odds of him ever enjoying life again were basically nil by the time I last saw him a month ago. I really feel that's a valid time to wrap things up, and I'm glad he doesn't need to suffer through any more chemo or sedentary living--which he was HATING--just to keep our parents' spirits up.

If you really wanna honor his memory though... I still think it was the lawncare job that set him up for this. So if you could shoot a couple (extra) Monsanto execs when the Revolution comes, we'd both be ever so grateful.

Yeah. My stepbrother Matt died a few hours ago.

Mom said I didn't need to come home, which really surprised me. I guess Matt wanted, quote, "nothing." I asked Mom if she thought he would've minded if I did some observance down here, and she said no, not at all.

So I think sometime this weekend I'm gonna go down to the French Quarter, buy a couple of drinks and a couple of sandwiches, find a nice park and eat my half, and leave the other half for the damn raccoons--which, for all I know, he could be one of now.

Goodbye and good luck, Matt. You were turning out to be such a good guy. But I know you were tired of fighting, and I'm glad you got to go out on something resembling your own terms. I love you, little brother.

OK, this came up on the cafe speakers and now I KNOW some god and/or employee is conspiring against me. >_<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52w-XKTqlXU