Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@xinjinmeng Don't forget to take your Claridryl.

@hystericempress I can kinda hear Jonathan Banks too, but that would be Artanis's Final Pokevolution, centuries after the campaign when he's got his WIS up to double digits. :p

God I miss this friggin' kid.

@hystericempress I am so friggin' excited. I have already been catching myself composing dialogue in my head for <s>Duchess</s> Artanis...

"Here."

"What is this?"

"It's 2 gp. To buy yourself a nicer handkerchief to cry in. I, now this is just personally, recommend the Aereni silk."

Who would win:

Peeper beetle vs. the Corinthian

Peeper beetle vs. Cyclops

Peeper beetle vs. Eye of Vecna

@Phorm Yes. Yes you can. It really annoys me that Stewie's "Sexy Dance Parties" were my introduction to it—almost as much as it annoys me that it's not even *on* most soundtracks to Casino Royale, and is replaced with a much inferior song.

But this kinda makes up for it. Bacharach is Bacharach! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl8w_A-e_h0

@mawr @Phorm Oh, Mawr, I LOVE that song! First saw it used on the soundtrack for Better Call Saul, had to know what it was right then and there. And the video is just one of the best of the last few years.

There is an old woman sitting across from me in the cafe, with her phone's volume turned up so high I can hear it right through my headphones.

However, she's watching videos of what I assume are her grandkids, and it's just so pure and cute that I can't find it in my heart to be annoyed. The smile on her face is just a treasure.

Humans ain't always so bad. I'm not even gonna *consider* chasing this one. She seems like the kind of lady that pets smaller cats without hesitation. 😻​

@Phorm THANK YOU, I was looking for that one... Added.

@Phorm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0XNWLVrHDU <3

@Phorm YES. See, you totally get what I'm going for here...

@Austin_Dern Ooh, thank you! That Meco cover art is STYLE GOALS. And that reminds me I should probably throw in Popcorn, too.

Favorite version by far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNEeXkAZ4k

Complete "wacky chase music" playlist compiled from the previous thread:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWiaTQ91EE2EsUkDKV526q98xPj0Spdhw

The things I do for you people. 🐯 ​Use in good health!

Ooh, and the "Westerns"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRGVYwobPDk#t=2m01s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2eqX93umXo

Ah, there, it's all coming back now. Then we have the "Harvey Birdman" category...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cngtKI-2xzs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTWvIoHblsA

https://youtu.be/k8PSYorL1cE?t=32

Dammit, I used to have a list of songs that worked as Comedy Background Music for any given Youtube video.

Obviously, "Yakkity Sax" was one. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno) As well as my personal weapon of choice, "Bond Street" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Vm2KoPsQE). But I had DOZENS of these.

And then we get into the classics, like "Entry of the Gladiators" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqIY3NfoYvw) and the "Saber Dance" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqg3l3r_DRI).

And Raymond Scott is a category of his own. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IniM_SafwYw) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNM0pgh4CiI)

And "French" should be its own category. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shs2H9u6wak)

Anyone care to help me reconstruct the rest of this? Goofy hijinx music. Pony up.

Today's playlist: right back to the late 90s post-grunge poo-rock. You can hear the collars popping over a five-block radius, like so much forced rhubarb. And everything smells like Massengill for some reason.

Original artwork for above card:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/47971/ [WARNING: NSFW; GINORMOUS NUDE TIGER MAMMARIES]

🐯​❤️​

@Phorm I admit I would play the hell out of a Star mod...

...but only if you could be Hekapoo. 😻​