Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Wow, I'm lovin' this theme of disposable women, too--Reggie's attempted bar conquests, Racist Cop Guy's neglect of his wife being played up as faintly wacky, the practically voiceless hostages, the (cough) "dykes" whose home they invade and push around...

This film is doing exactly what it needed to, though: reminding me that despite the ongoing political shitshow, our culture has evolved tremendously for the better in the last 40 years--at least, in some parts of the damn country--and this ENRAGES our political enemies.

I'm all of twenty minutes into the original 48 Hrs. and I already want to poke the cop protagonist's eyes out with a pencil.

@hystericempress i already did, and here it is:

"4chan is the anti-life equation."

qed

still sick but no foam and no urge to bite neighbors which means i am downright luminous with good health by raccoon standards

@Oneironott yup, i've never been a big fan of preserving a structure for its own sake, it offends my discordian morals, so i declared victory for postfurry and retreated a long time ago :)

while reading the wikipedia list of fictional disease, i discovered that the star wars universe has a zombie plague in it and now i am absolutely fucking done with both star wars and zombies forever

i am diseased!

=(^)________(^);=

So far it's just a mild flu, not anything interesting like Martian Mumps or Takis-B, but still, I feel like a real trashpanda again. :p

@mawr Also needless to say fuck a whole bunch of those guys. >_< I'm very disappointed---I used to think of the Seattle TSA as an unusually chill bunch of their kind, but their treatment of my trans friends has told another, revolting story.

@mawr Fuuuuuuck you're brave, mawr. Thank you for taking this risk upon yourself, just be careful out there okay? 😻​

ATTENTION MARTIANS:

DO NOT EAT THESE GUYS​

BRING THEM A SANDWICH INSTEAD

https://qz.com/india/1803565/land-near-ranthambore-tiger-reserve-reforested-by-indian-couple/?utm_source=reddit.com

🖼

This is all pretty much accurate.

*takes out the cockroach stamp and proudly adds one kill to Sugarfoot's trophy wall*

That'll do, cat. That'll do.

@mmsword I'LL TAKE IT!

If anybody knows of a Roto-Rooter in southern Louisiana that does raccoon sinuses, I would be very grateful if you would bring them to my attention. Gifted amateurs also welcome.

This is the "What's New Pussycat" clip I was talking about in that cafe thread.

Listen, folks, if you're not familiar with this, not only is it one of my favorite pieces of standup... it perfectly captures the sort of energy I think we need to bring to fighting the Trump movement. O:>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw7Gryt-rcc

Holy fuck, they're still going. "Rudie Can't Fail" I think they're like 35 Clash songs in. Now that's the kind of commitment and monomania I respect, though I would love to see them break the monotony with, I dunno, some English Beat or something--the same way John Mulaney notoriously broke up his "What's New Pussycat" marathon with precisely one round of "It's Not Unusual."

@troodon You practically saved my fucking life by giving me a BFF right after I'd lost one and needed one the very most. I'm never gonna forget that. 💚​

Three consecutive Clash albums, in order.

Coffee Science... you are the Greatest of All Time.