Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

y'all do flatter me <3

@001zlnv The red rocks as martian part in particular reminds me of just about every conversation i have with peg in tiger sona, y'all do know me ^_______^

What's the most ME thing, event, place, or anything else, that you can think of? The more ludicrously elaborate the scenario, the better.

I could really use some... I dunno, grounding?

@JulieSqveakaroo I've got seriously cat stress too, don't even get me started. :) (Among other things, Penumbra's been MIA for 48 hours. Not that unusual for these guys, but...) But yeah, Tropical Storm 26 is headed right our way. o.o;;

Aaaand it looks we're likely to take at least a Cat 2 on the chin within the next week and a half.

I'm just out of emotional reserves.

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh, hun... *hugs tight*

hey we may have spotted a lost kitty

their probable food ppl have been texted and are en route

prayers to bast for a successful rescue would be most appreciated

Oh god. It just occurred to me.

If he dies, the conspiracy theories start. He's been tweeting that he feels fine, and that will be used as "clear" evidence that it was not natural causes that did him in.

We're gonna have a Doctors' Plot on our hands.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctors%27_plot

@hyratel @anthracite Ms. Anthracite has significantly mischaracterized our remarks of 10/3 and our legal team is preparing a statement. 😾​

@Phorm @mawr @001zlnv @anthracite you could see his stalks D:

@anthracite This, as we discussed, is a wholly unfair and scurrilous characterization. I HYPOTHESIZED that it was LIKELY that Homestar was immune to Rule 34. I must demand an apology before there are... stripey consequences.

@mawr @001zlnv @anthracite The one silver lining: no Marshie

@mawr @001zlnv @anthracite A lot.

There was a lot.

Let us never discuss this again.

I need... I just need time.

@spacewastrel@yiff.life haha this is such a good one

@kistaro @kauko This one, right? O:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JinJ7NY5_E

@chimerror I've never quite bonded with Neil's own work, no disdain or objective judgement implied -- but GOD DAMN have you reminded me how much I miss concept albums, or just the full album as a standar metric entertainment unit in general...

@spacewastrel@yiff.life Sociopolitical revolution goes boink. :D <3

@spacewastrel@yiff.life Jesus. And here I am <s>just sitting here masturbating</s> openly cheering for Trump's assassination on birdsite and Support won't even give me the time of day. I can't even seem to scrape together a 12-hour ban for openly proposing Trump should be guillotined. What am I doing wrong!?! :D

Telling me "you know, yelling at conservatives on Twitter isn't going to change any minds" is exactly equivalent to going up to a skeet shooter while they're on the range, clicking your tongue in the most patronizing possible manner, and saying, "You know, those aren't real pigeons. They'd probably taste awful."

It's a damn sport. It's my scratching post. I type (and snark) lightning fast so it's actually relatively little time and energy out of my day. It keeps my wits and tongue sharp for when I really need them. It's good for Martians and gives us clear eyes and a glossy coat.

So bugger off, small skittish conflict-averse creatures, and let the large homicidal psycho jungle cat do her large cat thing. :D <3