Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@chimerror do you need any illudium q-36? 'cause i know a guy

@KinkyTurtle I'm always up for montana stories. just be warned i might reciprocate. :)

@001zlnv silly kobold, zebras don't eat fish!

[🐯​: *tries to sneak out the back*]

@Leucrotta Wow, that's a very fucked up Catch-22 there. This is definitely not the shape of a good manager.

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@KinkyTurtle Oh crap, that's right, there is an Internet now...

These guys. So many B- memories from D+ trips. :) http://stregistravelcenter.com/

@KinkyTurtle High five. I can tell you've done some real traveling. Subway is almost always the best chain option at a rest area -- thus usually the best option on any given Greyhound trip, except for this ONE PANCAKE HOUSE somewhere in St Regis Montana...

@LexYeen *drinks more and laughs for so long that it gets a bit creepy* <3

lol i forgot that peg and i used to textfuck in the comment threads of anti-furry edgelords on livejournal XD

I think I'm proudest of anagramming Hitler's infamous "14 words" spiel into "Curse the wet muse if our eon-faulted Europeans expect red Reich filth now."

Wish that one had been less prophetic.

Old wordplay journal of mine.

I miss this stuff. I should get back into it. It's really the closest my woo paradigm gets to "ritual"...

https://falabala.livejournal.com/

@KinkyTurtle

"Coach now boarding at Gate 13 for... Hellchunk, Ransack, Abandonville, Fort Worthless, Hardlyburg, Lead Springs, Hyuck, Unibrow, Ass End, Picayune, Darwin's Sorrow, Dirt Junction, Feckless, Vacanton, Pyrrhic Creek, Forlorn, Onehorse, Kabul (inexplicably pronounced 'Cable'), Leaky Mills, Illucid Heights, Lumpkin, Granfalloon, Sepsis, New Lumpkin, Fewmet, Nadir Heights, Nopeka, Washup, Brewbelly, Abattoir, Gaspington, Walmart, Ratpick, Scrapington, Baitshop, Philistine (inexplicably pronounced 'fai-LIS-teen'), Pitimee, and KAN-sas City!"

@Leucrotta Right? I think the actual final score has been acknowledged in maybe ONE game of minigolf I've played in my entire life... and thats because my cousin from Florida was a real (charming) asshole when he was younger. :)

join us tomorrow on Cat Talk, when Snowy and Olive Shadow will be reading from their new book "Things We Apparently Were Not Supposed To Eat - A Memoir"

@001zlnv cats are lousy engineers my kobold friends!

@001zlnv I mean it's fine you were just playin the odds here <3

For future reference our local population is...

4 voidbabies (shadow, sugarfoot, olive, snowy)
3 stripeys (artie, shemp, feauxbeau)
1 "other" (peebles)

@001zlnv Artie's sold monorails to Pounceway, Kittenville, and North Pawbrook!

@001zlnv Exactly.

For sake of comparison:

tonight's special guest star on cat talk is ms. artemis shadow who will be eating a municipal bond