Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@001zlnv Pan left!

huh, it looks like the 4chan bronies don't like the plot of the new mlp g5 film ("leftist race harmony propaganda") and are boycotting it

good good good, maybe the fandom will be tolerable again

@001zlnv 10/10 would date

also pls cut to rocket #9

@eredien hah, hah, potentially very yes

@Leucrotta Why couldn't you have shown me this BEFORE I spent a night freaking out about leaving the cats out in 34 degree weather?! ;D

Also, dammit, now you've got me half-tempted to run out in the dark, find Peebles in particular, and snuggle her senseless. <3

if you put on four different synthpop tracks at once to listen to them ironically and end up having a really good experience you too just might have adhd

or maybe warm leatherette and moskow diskow were always meant to be played together and i've just discovered the new wave equivalent of the da vinci code, idfk

(and sorry to use the loathsome term "simps," especially in this context-- the pun was just too much to resist)

mfw when an alt-right troll tries to shame me for being a "degenerate" furry, but it turns out 100% of his female followers are camgirl bots

@xinjinmeng So basically the Illustrator equivalent of the Boite Diabolique?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE0takm9TX0

@hystericempress I would fucking LOVE to do that as a double feature and get the grand commentary tour from you if I ever get to visit Seattle again. <3

@hystericempress That explains so much and I'm kinda smiling that one of the great "bad" (read: "gloriously batshit") movies left its mark after all.

current mood:

counting my blessings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yZE9p0X630

we now present an unscheduled special broadcast, where a queer zebra listens to gerry mulligan and weeps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5PG7aRYS1k

Spotted an old antagonist from Encyclopedia Dramatica on Twitter. Skimmed their timeline and it seemed to be... pretty low toxicity, actually.

I wrote up an extremely snarky message of approval. And then I deleted it, because there didn't seem like any real reason to disturb her with the past.

God, what's HAPPENED to me? :) (Same thing as her, probably. Nonetheless, Sherrod, you hurt a lot of good people, you broke bread with Nazis shitbirds like weev "for the lulz", I was 100% correct to torment you right back, and fuck you all the same.)

@spacewastrel@yiff.life You can join my gang in Twitter Prison. You're only in for a dime, you can do that standing on your head. Pour one out for poor Empress Rezeya, the lifer stuck in permanent solitary. <3

Needless to say, you should feel nothing but pride for this ban. I certainly am proud of you.

@LexYeen And the procedure was a success!

#todayonfuraffinity

Today I learned Dorothy Parker left her whole estate to MLK Jr. and the NAACP, and there's a strong case to be made that SHE was the "Dorothy" in the old gay euphemism "Friend of Dorothy" because of her open association with gay men.

And now I'm wondering if there are any good necromancy texts on Project Gutenberg, because we NEED THIS WOMAN BACK RIGHT NOW.

Today's #moodsnapshot is very similar to yesterday's.

I'm pretty sure I'm Torgo in this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0_f5fkrCTA

Spent the morning giving
cretinous TERF Holly Lawford-Smith a piece of my mind over the website she set up to harvest rumors and gossip about transgender women attacking ciswomen.

(The survey results are unintentionally funny, as 90% of them boil down to "A transwoman dared to come into our feminist political space and demand equal treatment. We were mean to them, they were really mean back, and now we're sad.")

Anyhow, I've been all tense and knotted up, being reminded there are people out there who would love to keep my wife from being able to use the fucking bathroom in peace.

But it's also become clear that Holly feels really oppressed and witch-hunted herself, from all the backlash she's getting and that just... that... that puts the smile right back on my face, it does.

Maybe the next fucking generation will fix this.

@arilin Memo to self: tomorrow when brain is fuller, tell Arilin the story behind "Vote For The Crook, It's Important."

(Spoiler/TL;DR: It was Louisiana. The Crook was running against David Fucking Duke. :O You can probably figure out the rest and its connection to our conversation yourself. :) )