Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Leucrotta that's probably the right answer :D

@Leucrotta now draw a portrait of mao, tape them to the dirty bastard's eyes, and mail it to the nearest PRC consulate >__<

i am proud of this and i mean every word >_____<

this will suffice until we have bullets and a clear aim

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raccoon feels

@hystericempress Also a related search just now brought up this, which I just find so quaint and charming. Calvin was SO EXCITED over a Hayes modem.

@hystericempress I am not ashamed to say I spent at least 30 minutes yesterday plugging "buffet" into Google Maps and pouring over the results with the intensity of Rommel moving plastic figurines across a map of Angola.

@001zlnv good

if you're queer and don't still see yourself at least partially as an outlaw you are of no value to the movement whatsoever

@hystericempress oh wow you ARE strong :D <3

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if anybody invents some fake hidden meaning for this totally innocent random string of characters i will be outraged because you clearly just don't understand the context

@hystericempress Dose 1 or 2?

I think "I bear you no ill will but I can no longer guarantee your safe passage through my lands" is the best kissoff I will ever deliver to a former friend. One that dates all the way back to the last time I was interested in socializing with "reasonable" Republicans.

old teletext is basically the closest i get to woo

if there were a formal body of magickal practice associated with it i'd probably become some kind of ceefax witch

three of my personal hauntological classics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF8vLUEp29E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NF6Qa84mno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nxuOvjNERE

@Phorm *does a little jig!*

@001zlnv i thought a major goal of small insects was to stay OUT of aardvarks

can't trust what you see in the papers i guess

I've always wanted to write 1408 fanfic in which someone comes in with some nice fresh wallpaper, a little fruity incense, some pillow mints. You know. Things hotel rooms like. Just to show it they want to be friends.

"Five. This is five. Please. Stay a little longer. Please."

@Phorm I feel like I of all people *should* not have totally forgotten who specifically that is, and I definitely know I should be delighted that I have.

three fucking termites have flown up my innocent tiger snoot today alone

i hate it here *pout*

and nobody will bring me fried shrimp without asking for earth money first :(