Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

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@001zlnv sadly i retain a filk allergy from a prior relationship and if i listen to any more tom smith i'll break out in hives ;>

(she's actually a very sweet lady and we're still good friends, but... oh lordy i think she and her mom dragged me to the Ohio Valley Filk Fest one too many times -- filk is like arsenic, it accumulates in your body tissues over time

i have however heard that heavy-metal chelation can be an effective therapy so maybe i'll bust out the Black Sabbath first and see what happens 😇​)

this is definitely one of those "hoist the jolly roger and start cutting throats" days

@hystericempress "Rudy Rucker... paging Rudy Rucker..."

@Leucrotta Izzat the Hood Famous Bakery in Ballard or a different one?

I am in such a "destroyer of worlds," "i wanna decide who lives and who dies" mood this morning.

@zx3

it has now been [0][0][0] seconds since Peggy and I last said the words "dog blog" to each other.

Also I have dog germs on my nose. THANKS, occasional cafe-buddy Luna. >_<

come on, New Orleans, you're in the fucking tropics-- it should be EASIER to get mango sticky rice here, not harder!

Starting up a round of the Annoying Gryphon Game was a really good idea.

https://twitter.com/zebratron2084/status/1414273601000325124

i have started my day in a manner befitting an empress*, with good weed and bad vodka with a 99c Jarritos mixer from the worst-best bodega on the planet

i am nearly prepared to conquer worlds; terrans, this is your notice

sometimes you just see a piece that you know you will never own, and it hurts a little bit, but it just feels good knowing this object exists out there *somewhere*

@Aradia Karl Popper Was Right. *approving nod*

My next character will be a gryphon, half tortoise-shell housecat and half cockatiel. I will be THE MOST DEMANDING CREATURE IN ALL CREATION.

#mrap #mrap #mrap #mrap #SHRIEK #mrap #mrap #SHRIEK

Sugarfoot is napping in the exact same cat carrier we took her to the vet in this morning.

If that's not a heartwarming gesture of trust, I don't know what is.

@Leucrotta I'm just gonna assume that Dave Grohl wanted a lot of Asian food on a budget.

LET THE TRUMPETS SOUND! Queen Sugarfoot has not yet returned with the Royal Food Lady, but the news from the Imperial Vet is good!

Her snoot issue is just a sensitivity to mosquito bites. Ideally, we should keep her indoors as much as possible for a little while, we wipe some Neosporin on the Royal Snoot now and then, and we take her back in a couple weeks for some steroids and antibiotics.

May Empress Shadow and her family reign forever. Or at least another good 8-12 years. <3

@spacewastrel@yiff.life I think if I have a "catch phrase" at work, it's "your rating is not necessarily wrong but..." :)

I think the single best and rarest thing I bring to my job is an instinctive intolerance for people presenting personal preferences as if they were official rules.

The single thing I'm proudest of there is cracking down on "oral folklore" about our rating guidelines. Some people just can't help conflating "the way that seems natural to me" with "the way it must be done." I just don't get how people can be so oblivious to the difference.

Now just get me into politics. And give me a baseball bat.