Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Leucrotta I just can't help thinking about how if this happened on Mars it would've been shark meunière within thirty minutes. 🐯​

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@001zlnv sadly i retain a filk allergy from a prior relationship and if i listen to any more tom smith i'll break out in hives ;>

(she's actually a very sweet lady and we're still good friends, but... oh lordy i think she and her mom dragged me to the Ohio Valley Filk Fest one too many times -- filk is like arsenic, it accumulates in your body tissues over time

i have however heard that heavy-metal chelation can be an effective therapy so maybe i'll bust out the Black Sabbath first and see what happens 😇​)

this is definitely one of those "hoist the jolly roger and start cutting throats" days

@hystericempress "Rudy Rucker... paging Rudy Rucker..."

@Leucrotta Izzat the Hood Famous Bakery in Ballard or a different one?

I am in such a "destroyer of worlds," "i wanna decide who lives and who dies" mood this morning.

@zx3

it has now been [0][0][0] seconds since Peggy and I last said the words "dog blog" to each other.

Also I have dog germs on my nose. THANKS, occasional cafe-buddy Luna. >_<

come on, New Orleans, you're in the fucking tropics-- it should be EASIER to get mango sticky rice here, not harder!

Starting up a round of the Annoying Gryphon Game was a really good idea.

https://twitter.com/zebratron2084/status/1414273601000325124

i have started my day in a manner befitting an empress*, with good weed and bad vodka with a 99c Jarritos mixer from the worst-best bodega on the planet

i am nearly prepared to conquer worlds; terrans, this is your notice

sometimes you just see a piece that you know you will never own, and it hurts a little bit, but it just feels good knowing this object exists out there *somewhere*

@Aradia Karl Popper Was Right. *approving nod*

My next character will be a gryphon, half tortoise-shell housecat and half cockatiel. I will be THE MOST DEMANDING CREATURE IN ALL CREATION.

#mrap #mrap #mrap #mrap #SHRIEK #mrap #mrap #SHRIEK

Sugarfoot is napping in the exact same cat carrier we took her to the vet in this morning.

If that's not a heartwarming gesture of trust, I don't know what is.

@Leucrotta I'm just gonna assume that Dave Grohl wanted a lot of Asian food on a budget.

LET THE TRUMPETS SOUND! Queen Sugarfoot has not yet returned with the Royal Food Lady, but the news from the Imperial Vet is good!

Her snoot issue is just a sensitivity to mosquito bites. Ideally, we should keep her indoors as much as possible for a little while, we wipe some Neosporin on the Royal Snoot now and then, and we take her back in a couple weeks for some steroids and antibiotics.

May Empress Shadow and her family reign forever. Or at least another good 8-12 years. <3

@spacewastrel@yiff.life I think if I have a "catch phrase" at work, it's "your rating is not necessarily wrong but..." :)