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@LeDiva They were referring to an analogy they'd made, that "your cotton mask protects you as much as a chain link fence will protect you from mosquitos" -- which they seem to think was originally said by Obama-era virologists, I guess? But the only source I can find for it is a 2020 Facebook meme. *sigh*

@001zlnv This is my lead guess now, too.

Still scared shitless but you know, I've had multiple people on Reddit and Twitter thank me for my efforts in correcting misinformation, debunking rumors, yelling at NOLA haters, and calming people the fuck down.

That feels really good. I can't pitch in more directly, but I can at least use my skills from here to help people get solid facts. I am so pissed off at the sheer irresponsibility of spreading bad info in the midst of something like THIS where people need to make major safety decisions based on it... >_____<

OK seriously, can anybody here make heads or tails out of the following sentence: "Please refer to the virologists that worked on the last COVID user Obama that used that analogy."

I'm not _just_ making fun of them. I genuinely have absolutely no fucking idea what they're saying. I have been tangling with this sentence for like 20 minutes. I'm stumped.

And they seemed so confident they were owning me. ?_?

Full context: https://twitter.com/BFT_Podcast/status/1432164389201788939

@anthracite no i mean he's not a monster

@Austin_Dern you'd think a fisherman would be a really good ally, why abandon the mission?! guy obviously hates fish too!

@Austin_Dern it's ok, they're good people, they just... yeah. usually i get along fine with them but this is not the day for chirpy chitchat

uncle is bitching about the cleveland "guardians" changing their name from the indians

go the fuck home jeff

this is a solemn fucking occasion for me and i can not take another fucking minute of chirpy boomer chitchat

i don't fucking care if lake ponchartrain is salt or fresh water

i don't care if those things you saw on a merry little vacation to my wife's doomed hometown were pumping stations

i don't care what the fuck you think about beignets, uncle jeff

i love you guys but fuck on home to your dry little suburb please

my aunt and uncle are visiting and are CHATTY about the hurricane and obnoxiously optimistic (read: "dismissive of my fears") about the cats and i am gonna fucking end them

@anthracite Can't you just zero out the brightness?

There's some horrible, stoic, dark, bloody-minded part of me that's... almost glad that the world decided Nature decided to rip this bandaid off this fast. I was always scared this would happen-- to the cats, to our life in New Orleans, to everything we had down there.

If they're gone, we won't have to spend every day worrying about them. And if I ever make friends with an animal again, it'll be one we can protect better than this. Love you, cats. I don't want to say goodbye, but if this is it, it was a joy knowing you and a tragedy losing you.

Peg is just about 20 minutes outside of Hattiesburg, MS and should be safe in a hotel soon.

Meanwhile the eyewall (and the most destructive winds) are trending east, which would make for a direct hit on New Orleans. There is a rather high chance that not only will this be a Total Party Kill for our cats, but we will not have a place to inhabit when we get back.

It all depends on the tracks. If it doesn't budge the least bit further east we'll still get some pretty nasty stuff but not as bad as it could be.

I am very braced to have to write off the cats, and not even be able to return to NOLA for some time if ever.

We'll deal one way or the other. I need Peggy more than I need my stuff. And if we lose the cats, we will celebrate their lives. We'll need you-- for all of the above. We'll let you know. Thank you. Love you.

@Leucrotta Oh if Peg gets home Tuesday and there are six indignant cats and an intact apartment I will probably be beside myself with joy.

Life has just taught me this generally doesn't happen.

Peg has just been picked up by two local friends for evacuation. They have two hotels booked in different cities that should be out of Ida's path.

She had to make a very very difficult last minute decision not to rescue any of the cats. Sugarfoot was the only one around and travel for the little fusspot would be TORTURE for all including and especially her.

I feel guilty, of course. I am absolutely scared shitless for my friends. I am going to go off on the next person who gives me the lecture on how the cats will be fine-- I don't want to, because I know you have a point, but I can not afford to take on any false hopes right now.

I am in full stoic mode. I have already mourned for them and apologized to Bast and their little souls-- but we all knew this was the one thing we couldn't protect them from.

I will be overjoyed if they make it and destroyed if any don't. If the gods made bargains, and I know they don't, I'd offer up all my physical possessions to save them.

If they don't come through this, and/or if our place is uninhabitable beyond near-term repair, I will need TONS of emotional support and distractions. My most grateful appreciation in advance because I will probably not be functional enough to thank you properly then.

@Austin_Dern I had a hunch this day might come when we would lose one or more of them, so I made a hell of a point of giving those cats the coziest lives i could just in case they were short :|

there is still a lot of reason for hope. we live in a very urban area with a lot of structures. the cats probably know things that we don't.

still worried for the cats but the latest "spaghetti" models are predicting much lower odds of a Cat 4 and now somewhat favor a Cat 3 or even maybe a 2

this is good news but it could shift back at any time

the other good news is peg has a confirmed offer to stay with friends in the area, might have already mentioned that, am so frazzled

so peg's gonna be fine regardless i think -- she feels guilty for leaving the cats but honestly unless this dips all the way back to a 2 or low 3 i don't see how that could be safe

@Austin_Dern currently things are looking relatively safe for peg since she's gonna be staying with friends with a car in case of evac, and fairly dire for the cats :( there's just nothing much we can do for that doesn't endanger Peg's own safety. ;___;

Looks very likely to be a Cat 4 or higher.

Peg is seriously pondering bugging out of town.

There's basically not much we can do for the cats except leave them extra food and pray to Bast.

I might lose a lot in the coming 3-4 days.

I am gonna need some serious help keeping myself together as of now.

Getting some kind of reassurance from the Louisiana hurricane fatality statistics on Wikipedia: only 30 people died in Hurricane Laura last year, which hit west of NOLA as a Cat 4. Most of those were weird incidental things, like downed trees or monoxide poisoning from indoor gas generators.

That's what it's come to, though. Still scared shitless for the cats braced for bad news but cautiously optimistic that they can handle 1-2 days of hiding on high grounds and no food if Peg has to bail.

I have romanticized notions that they'll hang out with their cousins down the street and they'll all peacefully share the abandoned house together.

My inner Daoist Farmer keeps telling me for all I know, this is just me losing my REAL hurricane fear cherry good and hard. That maybe this is a potential act of mercy from the gods, and since I was so terrified about this possibility, they're getting it outta the way for me, with my hands tied, so I can see Peggy and the cats are gonna get through this fine...

I dunno. If anything bad happens I am gonna need you guys more than ever. Sunday and Monday are gonna be rough days no matter what.