Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

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Deelie Stan

OK, apparently I don't need laser surgery after all. I guess the retinal tear was a false positive?

Just my periodic reminder. In case you've forgotten who you're dealing with* here. 🐯​❤️​

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh shit, keep us posted honey, be safe!

current mood:

"wants to instruct people in correct doctrine"

@anthracite cripes my tastes are so predictable

@anthracite I've seen *surprisingly* good porn of Coco (Yayoi-style clay rabbit) all things considered...

@Phorm

And number two is "FUCK OFF, COLIN ROBINSON."

What one media quote best exemplifies your general mood these days?

Me? "Not you, Guillermo."

I'm just so tired of being out of the loop.

@chimerror KILROY DIED FOR YOUR SINS

@DrSagan Meow Wolf vibes, too.

,,,

Dammit now I want to try non-Latin alphabet soup.

@DrSagan addendum: The alphabet soups Google recommends are fantastically cheap; however, they also have nothing on their labels but the word "SOUP" and the noodles themselves all seem to be from the Khmer script. The soup smells faintly of sandalwood.

@DrSagan bing has now automatically signed you up for a $50 gourmet worm of the month subscription

google is pretty sure you meant "can i eat words" and has directed you to alphabet soups

but duckduckgo's ceo is currently preparing a handwritten letter asking personally if you're ok

@001zlnv

@hystericempress Oh shit, I'd watch this one just for the PALETTE...

@JoyfulSkunk Doctor Whythehellnot! They travel the cosmos yet mysteriously one of them can ALWAYS be found tripping balls on Space Ibiza 40K.

You know, basically Rick Sanchez except not a repugnant egomaniac in every single way.

You know, basically Zaphod.

logically shouldn't he have been called doctor when?

i mean, we know who

it's that guy with the scarf