Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

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@LexYeen Hey. Yeah, we're not getting any younger. It's been an honor knowing you, and it's been SUPER fun watching you geniefy. Love ya babe, glad we crossed paths. <3

But yeah, I'm a stereotypical Italian-American, this stuff's where we're a Viking. 😼 I call my mom twice a week and we rag on each other like brother and sister. She knows how the hell I feel about her. She's a cool lady. She's always respected me and I'm very lucky.

And Peg has to put up with SO much of that sort of mammal shit from me. Hell, I probably tell the cats I love 'em roughly 4-5 times a day. Each.

@Phorm So... yeah.

This is the best photo I could get without disturbing her.

Yes, those are little sports trophies adorning it. I dunno either. This is just my life now. ​

@Phorm Darlin, seriously, I would *adore* being handed a few more places where I could find ya. <3 But I also get it if you're laying low, this is a good era for that. *hug* I wil definitely ping you if I see any action on the MUCK! <3

@Phorm Yeah, sorry I haven't gotten back to you about hanging out there. Saturday night get-togethers have still been getting scheduled, I guess, but I haven't seen a crowd yet and didn't wanna tag you in until I saw one. *hug* I have been watching and will continue to do so, because I would REALLY love to get something going. Life's just been... distracting lately. (Wait until you see our squatter neighbor's new "cultural monument" 🙃 )

@JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite Cool, have you ever seen Scud, the Disposable Assassin? He worked on that too!

#schrabbing #schrabber #schrabbed

@anthracite do you know what schrabbing is, dear?

also, what should we do about that test post?

I miss Schrabbing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/schrabbing/comments/ayfjqu/the_first_schrab/

@Phorm @001zlnv

Πиво!🍻​

@Austin_Dern Well, fancy meeting you here. <3

@eredien I think we've done this dance before. :D <3 Mine's July 3rd, actually! Peg does celebrate her "dragon birthday" in late November though, maybe that's what you had down!

It's also VERY VERY VERY possible I lied about my birthday on social media, I do that very often... 🤔

How been? <3

@001zlnv finally somebody whose ideas make sense

@Phorm Your place is right here with us. 🐯 💢 ❤️

@catoxis The most important takeaway from Infinity Train is Samantha The Cat. Learn from Sam. Be like Sam. Sam is the true way. 😺

@Soreth @anthracite no YOUR mom's a fancy horse who never leaves her sylvan glen! 😭

my (RL) mom's more like a bear, really... 🤔

@Phorm Oh, and basically my great-granddad's sister married a really sketchy, shady guy that he didn't trust. He nicknamed him "La Donnola," or "The Weasel."

Well, his sister got pragnant and La Donnola didn't have a real job, so they begged Great-Grandpa Nick to let them stay with him and his wife. He did NOT LIKE THIS, because he hated his brother-in-law, but he couldn't turn his sister down so he put up with him.... until one night when Nick came home late and heard something reverberating in the basement.

The fucking weasel was holed up down there with four of his friends, complete strangers to Nick, and a shortwave radio. They were speaking to somebody in Italian. In the late thirties. About something they felt they needed to do at 4 am in a basement.

Yeah.

Great-Grandpa Nick grabbed his shotgun and waved all of them outside except for La Donnola, who he punched in the snoot and told him he'd kill him if he ever saw him again.

I REALLY regret never getting to meet Great-Grandpa Nick. :D

@Phorm What's the story with your stepfamily...?