Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

In more cheerful news, apparently Michael Cohen (whose shredded documents are being reassembled by the FBI as we speak) has lost 20 pounds since the raid.

Good. Good good good.

Not one of these fuckers has cited any piece of evidence that was not just a big round turd of personal opinion, polished up with some fancy argument-by-jargon. I am the ONLY ONE in this mess who has made reference to any study, paper, or provable fact outside my own head.

I am so fucking sick of fighting with chessboard pigeons, but there are so goddamn many of them, I can't get a real game in until they're all driven off. >_< I miss real debates.

Crows, rather. I don't want the crowd to take over. It already feels like that's what's happening. And I don't like the crowd. -_-

Spent the whole morning punching up racist Trumpies on Reddit.

I regret nothing. Every tigress needs her hunting ground. And it's so much fun when you cite a thorough debunking of the use of the "g" constant in the Bell Curve, and you get a response like "well, you can use statistics to prove anything." From the guy who was just professing complete uncritical faith in Stanford-Binet tests.

Did I mention I hate humanity and really want the raccoons and crowd to take over? Soon?

I now know an ISO number by heart, and it doesn't even have any zeroes in it.

What the hell kind of monster have these people turned me into?!

A brief sampling of Google exact-phrase searches that get more hits that "disabled libertarian" (107):

* "pikachu handjob" (473)
* "toaster fucking" (4,530)
* "drinking varnish" (679)
* "pomeranian tits" (339)
* "eyeball salad" (11,600)
* "raccoon bowling" (296)
* "delicious mucus" (211)
* "walrus taint" (190)
* "fish lubricant" (1,790)
* "russian maga" (5,390)
* "trout raffle" (246)
* "fuck ayn rand" (537,000)

Your daily reminder: https://www.google.com/search?q=%22disabled+libertarian%22&oq=%22disabled+libertarian%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.3943j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Ask any remaining libertarians in your life why *they* think there are only ~100 results.

https://i.imgur.com/HpU8AbI.mp4

To be fair to doggo, humans do this all the time. Just on a much more abstract scale.

(Full disclosure: the original sign, which said "Children Are Playing In This Area" was first painted over and then Photoshopped. http://www.maniacworld.com/people-are-eating-children.jpg

But that's no fun.)

Lycan Park just ain't the same since they put up the signs. :(

Current morale assessment (as measured in kittens):

-150.00 kittens

Tag yourself.

I'm 2, 4, 5, 8 and 10. Apparently. -_-

#moodsnapshot
#plotting
#tastemyrabies
#soooon
#loveme
#lovemydistemper

Per https://twitter.com/sushifur/status/1005300989451227139:

PROS:
* rawr
* doubles as couch
* so freaking warm
* eats your enemies' heads
* looks super-sweet with thighboots and a raygun

CONS:
* rawr
* irascible
* native culture has not really progressed beyond dad jokes
* expensive lunch date
* may eat your head

oh god i feel so much better

making a concentrated effort to annoy anthracite was a really good idea =^___^=

mood snapshot

dammit circa-1998 groening what the hell is this shit

Anyone else having issues with giving a fuck about anything today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKqBONiU7Ss #moodsnapshot #cvb #uspol

Previous toot notwithstanding, I could really use a family right now.

Dawn Jr., on our prospects with Parallax:

"That Tower in position eight? Just ignore that, it's not important. Walk away from your crumbling social circle, hide in a cave with my Dragon Mom, and don't come out until you have a minor comics institution together, you beautiful cliffdiving Fool."

Well. See ya.