Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Oh, look! Two of my favorite organizations! Hey, it's a slow day -- whaddaya say you and you go fight for my pleasure?

https://boingboing.net/2018/08/07/brainless-political-agenda.html

Five of the six things that I was complaining about being broken yesterday are now less broken.

And I got a clean bill of health from my dentist follow-up. I was braced for thousands of dollars in surgery and ended up paying $100 for a cleaning.

At the moment, my biggest immediate problem is waiting for the fluoride on my teeth to wear off so I can finally have breakfast. :p

Make that six cheesecakes.

Here is a list of all the things in our apartment that have recently broken or malfunctioned:

* the dishwasher
* the vaporizer
* the desk fan
* the microwave carousel
* my portable media drive
* the apartment dryer

I'd go take a nap, but I'd be half-afraid the bedframe would break. -_-

peggy went and ruined a perfectly good depression

again

fuck that dragon and the stupid adorable kitty laundry hamper she bought me

( =^___________^= )

another one of those days where my mental state can be measured in the number of cheesecakes i would eat if i failed a willpower roll

(five. five big cheesecakes. plus one to rest my face in when i was done.)

"Great reasoning about Martin Buber! :) "

two pasts down
two* to go

beat it

marine

it's a good day

license to swill (shitpost; cw: booze, colonialism)

One more thing: It's just so surreal seeing Judge Reinhold alive and well!

(Shh, yes, I know.)

Also, wow, I'd forgotten what incredible tonal issues this movie had. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE WACKY CHRISTMAS SLAUGHTER?

There is sure a lot of filler comedy in the first half of Gremlins, filler comedy backed by fantastically dated Comedy Synthesizer Music. Now there's a lost art.

Stupid question, and don't even bother asking how it came up, but...

The movie Gremlins. Okay. Gizmo. Don't feed him after midnight. But.

UNTIL WHEN?!? When is it okay to feed a Mogwai again? 12:01? 1 am? 6 am? Dawn? Noon? What if you're carrying one on a plane and you change time zones?

THIS SEEMS LIKE KIND OF AN IMPORTANT THING TO ESTABLISH RIGHT OFF THE BAT GIVEN THE WHOLE TF AND MURDER THING

U2/ZZ Top mashup, submitted without comment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBYQ7cMJhkQ

Orrery used to say something like "We will have always been here."

https://genius.com/Rebecca-sugar-time-adventure-lyrics

Damn you, Ms. Sugar.

#weepage

important pet care tip from my Reddit self (cw: higher math)

(that should be "reading quietly.")

https://genius.com/Langhorne-slim-life-is-confusing-lyrics

#bigmood

(I mean. It works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8H66Hyjqjo )

Though it did dawn on me the other morning, while sitting down with Peg and comparing NOLA vs Seattle rents, that there is a VERY large chance I will find myself living in a shotgun shack, in another part of the world, in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife, behind the wheel of a large automobile...

*bauhaus cafe plays an indie country cover of Talking Heads' Road To Nowhere*

"MOOD DEMON! COME NOT IN THAT FORM! COME NOT IN THAT FORM! IN THE NAME OF HOLY HANSEN, GANE AND SADIER, I BANISH THEE BACK TO THE SEATTLE CLOUDS!"

#FeelingOKThisMorning