Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

This song has brought me so much comfort over the last month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb_ZbZOMdGk

#HatMusic

I never thought being gently asked to leave the room so one's stepdad could change his colostomy bag could lead to such a warm, funny family moment. O__o

NO DETAILS. (Well, if you must know, German porn videos _were_ invoked. Did I mention my parents are the weirdest mundanes ever? :> )

I can only pray to someday be in an industry that would let me get away with a "fun" resume like this.

http://www.rleonardi.com/interactive-resume/

Hmmm. *eyes unfinished parallax script and wonders just how much caffeine would be lethal right now*

I WILL be this happy again.

http://i.imgur.com/Jj09iUU.gifv

Huh. Are there ANY locals who would be willing to watch this with me, preferably the whole trilogy?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Milky_Way_(1969_film)

Mmmmmmaybe we'll substitute The Exterminating Angel in for Phantom of Liberty. >__>;;

Err, and I also have most of a quarter of really good weed waiting for me. All I have to do is wait out this cultural wasteland-- which is at least giving me a week-long tolerance break, no expenses, really good free food for a land WHERE THERE ARE NO FUCKING JALAPEÑOS WHAT THE FUCK, and the very important reassurance that my mom and stepdad are gonna be okay for the moment.

Most of the remaining damage is to self-esteem, and y'all have a great history of boosting that in me.

In a good mood. Thanks, Pepes! :D

And thanks everybody else. Life is temporarily wrecked; love is almost completely intact. And anyone who knows me well knows I'd MUCH rather have it that way than the reverse.

I've got a FUCKING DRAGON of awesome powers for a(n ex-) girlfriend (with benefits), I've got loving sisters who did their best to take their wellness AND mine into hand, I've got so many friends who like me and will tolerate my Old Pony Rears At Clouds moments...

Can you just fucking imagine that? First, you absorb an ideology that closes you off from a major human need. Then you double down by becoming so pugnacious and unpleasant that nobody would *want* to get close to you. And you make a CULTURE out of that, and get all your social contact from people like you.

I love snark, but. I can't imagine that being the biggest semblance of intimacy in my life-- and even if they get laid occasionally, I can't imagine these people being truly intimate at ALL.

Had a rousing little punch-up with some """ironic""" anti-semites on Birdsite and I'm feeling a bit better.

They're just so good at reminding me that no matter how much I feel like I've mismanaged my life recently, there are a hell of a lot of people out there who just meandered down the wrong path completely.

Seriously, I'm here bitching because I'm not in a polycule and not getting indulged in elaborate kink on a weekly basis-- anymore! These people don't even get HUGGED. Like, ever.

Okay, lunch is apparently also a full bowl of wedding soup and most of a bag of white cheddar popcorn.

Maybe I am a little depressed. It's the white cheddar popcorn that shares me-- I think it's listed explicitly on the Mayo Clinic list of symptoms. :p

I don't wanna stay in Ohio and I don't wanna go back to Seattle. Maybe I could use, like, six months in the cheapest available motel room in Montana or something, but I'd miss Peggy.

Was about to come here and discharge a bunch of depression...

But then I discovered how the speed control on the fan actually works, and mysteriously I feel a lot better. Turns out I was just DYING OF HEATSTROKE. :>

Lunch is leftover homemade seafood enchiladas with cream sauce. No current complaints. :D

And one of the Texas Rangers who took the Barrow Gang down went on to become a notorious strikebreaker. What a total piece of shit.

TIL Clyde Barrow didn't rob out of greed -- he wanted revenge against the Texan prison system for abuses and sexual assaults he suffered after serving time for a string of non-violent thefts.

Violence begets violence. Frontier justice begets frontier murder. Texas just begets more Texas.

Not really a mood snapshot -- to the best of my knowledge @egypturnash and I are currently planning no bank robberies, though I'm sure she would look DAMN sexy doing it -- but this video has always gotten to me in a good way. So tragic, so stylish, such a beautiful romantic lie if you know the historical details. He was probably an awful guy, but aesthetically, Serge was the perfect kind of sleazeball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDAuaStv2Kk

you don't have to love your body

you should at least however try at least once to be a snake

https://ihavenoteeth.com/2015/08/13/you-dont-have-to-love-your-body/

Also, watching horny fanboys totally lose their shit trying to figure out which gender Sleepymaid's characters are is the best remaining part of hypnofetish sites. :D

argh, i think i are in lurve

http://srasomeone.deviantart.com/art/Commission-manjiluo-693800884

God, I am loving some of the detective work on these 3-month evals. It makes me wonder if I would have made a good private eye, in some much more interesting cinematic universe.

There's this thrill about poring through a bunch of harmless-looking task data, only to suddenly find something JUICY, like an error that goes much deeper than it originally appears...

Kinda makes me wonder if there isn't some trove of unsorted Trump data I should be volunteering to rake through the muck. XD

Oh god, watching Review with Forrest MacNeil is soooo cathartic after the last month. There is a metric unit for ruining your life, and I have only achieved maybe 40-50 milliForrests at worst.

(For those of you who still use Imperial standard units, that's about 1.2 pancakes. This joke will make a lot more sense if watch the show, which you should, even though it will really hurt. :D )

Seriously, Review is probably the best *structured* comedy ever filmed. Better & better with each viewing.

From Reddit's loathsome "I'm Going To Hell For This" sub. https://awoo.space/media/w4XYfoxHnU_xNuZpRUg

That comment is me, of course. I couldn't let this bullshit stand.