Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Ugliest vote my Headcouncil has ever taken. 4-5, flipping to 5-4 at the very last count, after two of my personas leapt across the table and threatened to kill each other.

Granted, it was a tiger and a squirrel, so it could also have just been Nature At Work. :p

Oh, and the unicorn had to cast a proxy vote because she's been sedated for her own good. That's... that's a sign of good mental health, right? :O

I'm not OK, but the needed measures are being taken.

I won't go into most of my dreams from last night. They were about an ongoing and very painful interpersonal situation, and are not worth summarizing, especially for close friends who already know all the ways I suck.:p

However, I thought some of you WOULD be amused to hear about Sterling Archer getting pegged by Hyper Pam Poovey's three-foot dong. XD

actually my current self-image is something more like "big stockpile of VX nerve toxin assembled by a doomsday cult, one devoted entirely to trying to make other people care about their petty emotional shit"

this is not really anyone's problem but mine, it's just, you know, this stuff's gotta be buried somewhere, and masto's the closest to a mine shaft I got right now ;p

Just call me Carambola.

Remind me to tell you about Mitraillette sometime, too. She's gonna be a barrel of laughs.

Kinda like a cross between Louise Belcher, Bonnie Parker, and the False Maria from Metropolis.

Or maybe flavored like one of those rare Southeast Asian fruits, that tastes delicious, but contains a toxic compound that slowly impairs liver function.

"I love you, Sourpuss, but hugging you kinda makes my arms sting and every time you bounce my eyes burn for a week."

current fursona/self-image: one of Disney's Gummi Bears... with a magical dandruff curse that makes them constantly shed citric acid like a sour candy

I feel like any more words are gonna fuck everything up worse at this point, so I'm just hanging a white flag over my little fort and hiding out until further notice.

I am a little stunned but intact. If you don't know the details, that's fine, I just had a bit of an emotional shock from an interaction that I evidently botched badly. No foul, no blame, I'm just out of moves.

@kara_dreamer@witches.town Hey, we still on for this weekend? Would Saturday instead of Friday work, perchance?

I am all out of ideas.

*starts listlessly clicking the Skip Turn button over and over again*

Well, this is an unexpectedly emotionally complicated morning.

I think I'm going to make a healthy and judicious lifestyle decision to resume petting dragons immediately and not try to deal with the real world again before noon.

Dragons are not the real world, and I appreciate that a lot right now.

#moodsnapshot #badbrainday #nine https://awoo.space/media/UqPJwaG7_hVPKDCzsto

*ding*

*dong*

*ding*

*descends the funerary tower*

I tried to save the poor lazy fucker's job but, in the immortal words of Vinnie from Goodfellas, "he's gone and we couldn't do nothing about it."

"night salad manager"

https://www.westsiderag.com/2017/09/18/dont-eat-the-random-melons-growing-in-the-middle-of-amsterdam-avenue

#NotScarfolk

Cripes, the whole soundtrack for Dynamite Brothers is amazing. Did they ever MAKE a blaxploitation film that didn't have an amazing soundtrack? 'Cause Dynamite Brothers is a pretty terrible film. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h63iuGai9yk

(* it's a reference to a malign AI who's housed in the back of an ice cream truck, in the Rudy Rucker novel Software, not that you asked :) )

This is by far the best novelty account I've ever had. How I've missed Mr. F. O:)

https://www.reddit.com/user/Mister_Frostee

(yes that refers to both the puppers and my darlings here <3 )

dammit guys i'm trying to work up a good misanthropy here, stop being adorable

https://i.redd.it/8wf2qn2lqwmz.jpg