Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

actual #moodsnapshot

mmmm dem human babies armnarmnarm

https://i.imgur.com/kZHJGFe.jpg

Not a #moodsnapshot so much as #moodgoals I guess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY_zzUiovpw

"Funky" seems like a pretty good place to be right now. I feel distinctly disjunctured from the Funk at the moment. Perhaps I will find some solace in beheading some coworkers. :|

at this late date in my furry career, i'm kind of sad that nobody ever saw fit to refer to my Lunarian transfeline Alba as "puss in moonboots" :(

CURRENT QUEST:
* Defeat at least five (5) employee evaluations without SAN going below 0.

HAZARDS:
* SAN Challenge x5
* Save Vs. Caffeine Poisoning x2
* No Job Benefits
* Why The Fuck Did We Ever Hire These People

REWARDS:
* Five-Day Weekend [Ultra-Rare]
* Writing time
* Roll x2 on Social Table
* -50 Ennui
* -25 Bitterness
* -20 Hate
* Not Nearly Enough GP For This Shit

Fellow equines, tag yourself.

I'm #2, #3, and #5, but I don't think they mean the same thing as I do by "desire to drink." -_-

https://awoo.space/media/urvhxoqjW8cX5vJ6syE

wow, we really DIDN'T leave you millennials with any culture

guess you're stuck remixing our copyrighted food packaging for eternity

sorry about that guys, our bad

current zebra flavor profile:

coffee, yerba mate, dandelion greens, hops, turnip, arugula, broccoli, chicory, gentian, quinine, campari, amaro, soot

#moodsnapshot: simply horrid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zcVnNwAHys

(I'm sorry, does "trouble" need to be under a CW? 🙄 )

Submitted without comment because I'd just get myself in trouble.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1997/09/a-civic-duty-to-annoy/376949/

argh

(if it's any consolation, if I'm a little self-destructive at this point it's not like "pondering tall buildings," it's more like "don't really give a fuck about my sodium intake anymore" and I don't expect it to get any worse than that -- i am as bored with the notion of death as i am with the notion of life :p )

more #moodsnapshot

that bit about "coming to a mysterious close"

how in the fuck can any single elemnent of my life possibly be sustainable for very long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3GOVzy6Tzs

I think this article has been weighing heavily on me, too. Be warned, MAJOR content advisory. It's about dealing with severe mental health issues in one's family, and it hits hard. I've especially been looking at the author's "suicide by installments" suspicions about his father and wondering if that doesn't describe my own late father... and me. This does feel like a good year to close the book & pack it in, but god, death's so much WORK. >_<

https://folks.pillpack.com/my-father-the-werewolf/

I just wish I knew what the fuck to do for anyone. Maybe I've just taken too much SAN damage this year to be of any value to anyone and need another couple months in the hermitage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUuYJBU0tA #moodsnapshot

I seem to be having a severe metaphysical allergy to something on social media today. There is absolutely no way to approach the exact subject tactfully and I don't really endorse my reaction-- I can't see any place in the process where anyone's done wrong-- so I'm not going to go into detail. Something is just putting my ennui generators into overdrive today. I got a huge head start on work this weekend, and I think today I'm gonna cash it all in and do nothing at all.

I love being right on the Internet, but not at the cost of people's livelihoods. I'm not sure I like being pseudo-management. :(

*glumly dons black vestments and executioner's hood, wearily climbs the graveyard tower, and tends to a crack in the funerary bell, which will surely be rung today*

Ask not for whom the pile of erroneous task ratings toll, my ill-starred outsourced congregant. They toll for thee, and I can offer no sanctuary.

Stuck in that ever-fascinating space where I can't tell if I'm getting over a really weak cold, or coming down with a really clever flu. -_-

Leaning towards the first one. Pretty sure this is what Peg had, and she beat it in a couple days. I don't expect any changes to my social schedule.