Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

The next person who I hear tell someone else "your feelings are valid" or some other wishy-washy line of buzzwords instead of actually engaging a friend's feelings in a non-HR capacity is going to end up pondering the positive, empathetic peer-choice-orientation goal of a zebra-hoof-peer-face-encounter situation. :)

Believe it or not, this is not a subtoot. Just a frustration that came up in an outside conversation. I'm sure it's not the last you'll hear from me about it.

I'm still in a foul mood, but at least I can offer you three new(ish) minutes of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. Sort of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-XJ2kjE8Gk

#moodsnapshot: e honda trying to hyakuretsu harite a 5 meter tall pillar of biscuit dough

Brain is about to lock up completely from an unresolvable social dilemma.

If you happen to find me in the morning, please jab the hex wrench in the top left drawer of my desk into my right ear as hard as possible, then crank clockwise until you hear a pop.

Then throw me in the trash and get a new zebra. -_-

On a sunnier note:

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/18437075/ is surprisingly good (minimally sexual) TF kink _and_ surprisingly good Oz fanfic.

in short, i wish i were well enough for gin

#moodsnapshot:

that animated gif of nathan fillion as captain mal raising his finger to object to something, then thinking better of it... with graham's number written in tidy sans-serif superscript to its immediate upper right

god damn it

say what you will but it used to work like gangbusters on LJ for making anti-furry trolls chase their own tails >:D

tonight's idle amusement:

posting pictures of Catherine the Great (and other historical personages once I got bored) to the birdsite accounts of various far-right public figures, without captions so they're left trying to puzzle out the actual insult on their own O:)

@anthracite (nvm martha, zoya just stepped on the prison and all is well ^_____^ )

Happy Virginia Woolf's birthday to my beloved @anthracite, YOU INSUFFERABLE OLD HARPY! YOU DREADFUL HALFWITTED MOONCALF! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I STILL RUE THE DAY I MET YOU! AND OUR SON STEVIE SAYS HELLO... FROM JAIL!

( <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3)

#WhoseUnafraidOfAnthyDragon
#BailTheLittleScampOutWouldYouDear
#AndCallAGoodPlushDinosaurLawyer
#ItsJustOurWay
#BeOurLittleMouse

The latter stages of a flu, on a sad misanthropic day, seem like a good time to binge the entirety of True Detective Season 1.

I do this only because Thomas Ligotti hasn't made a film yet. -_-

#moodsnapshot #CarcosaShorttimer #RootingForCthulhu

Let. Punk. Die. :(

More importantly, let the "-punk" suffix die. :(

Sometimes Masto makes me feel like I'm the lone <s>Bart</s>Rudiger in a roomful of Brad Goodmans, putting everyone on the edge of a shame spiral. This is not a particular point of pride nor joy for me. :|

Yeah, okay, no, this sexuality discussion is most definitely making my day much more difficult and I think it's time to invoke my friend Blocksite for a few hours.

It's not you, it's me. It's basically kicking some issues of mine in with clog shoes. >_<

(But god, seriously, it's as bad as listening to NORWEGIANS talk, sometimes. Or worse, those scurrilous Midwesterners. ;p )

I'm having a bit of ideological allergy to my fellow travelers this morning. It's none of your faults, specifically, and 95% of the damage was done on Reddit, but I think I need a break.

No action item here. I'm mostly just chronicling it, because it happens more often than I'd like. It's my damage, at least my inability to just stuff it down, accommodate people, and pretend the way some far-leftists talk when they're "engaging one another's feelings" doesn't drive me crazy.

Be well.

(But more than that, I'm highly disturbed and angry at the fact that woke millennials apparently don't find Hot Pockets to be DEEPLY offensive.

At least I've never caught any actually EATING one, which would be beyond the pale and might just be enough to drive me out of the social justice movement for good.

I sincerely believe Hot Pockets were invented by malevolent aliens in the service of the Anti-Life Recipe and those who knowingly consume them remand membership in humanity forever.)

Finished day job shift. Nobody died. Flu slowly subsiding. Still hate most humans just a little.

TODAY'S FINAL GRUMP READING: 2550 milliRooneys (mRn)

(FWIW, I'm pretty sure Navid Hasan was originally just kidding, but I'm not surprised AT ALL that so many people repeated the story like it was 100% factual.)