Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Director H: (no lynx, understandable)

Noelle: 🦄

Rezeya: 🐯

Kirsch: (no raccoons, boo, but understandable in Japan!)

Laika: 🐶(блять, это плохое сходство!)

Alba: 🐱​🐰(*green blush*)

Enmerkar: 🐲​

Schadenfreude: 🐴🐞​​??? ("obviously the result of Imperialist Equestrian political pressure on ISO 15924" *bzzz*)

Mitraillette: 🐿​("I am SO not reticulated. >_< ")

Poiuyt: 🐰​🦌​?!

[Redacted]: 🦅​

Aston: (the mustelid anti-defamation league has been contacted)

You know, we need a little sign system like (+/-) to denote toot alignment. I've had a lot of recent feels that should be captioned Chaotic Neutral.

Hmm, yeah, 🐯about does it. Now I'm curious how many of my Headcouncil members are properly represented by emoji...

It's always nice to discover I've got another Birdsite alt that hasn't yet been blocked by 2_Gryphon for calling him "dumber than paste," so I can immediately use it to call him dumber than paste and get it blocked too. ^___^

There's a discussion thread about trapping mice over on BoingBoing, and some naive soul is asking if any of it can be extrapolated to raccoons.

The obvious foolishness of this aside... God, what I wouldn't give to see this somehow end up with Cory, Xeni, and Mark getting rabies. Or mysteriously shanked in the middle of the night with stolen silverware. =(^)_(^)=

#AGalleryOfMurderousThings
#ProcyonidLiberationFront
#FuckYourCountercultureSkymall

Ever since I changed my name here on Masto, I've had the rare urge to crossdress in something other than space-perv gear.

I want to play pirate lady dress-up. I want a big ruffled impractical skirt and an eyepatch and a real cutlass. And if it's possible to use a cutlass to sabre a champagne cork, I want someone to teach me how.

And I want to go to a drag night, order Cristal, drink right out of its decapitated neck, and go home.

Seattle is sunny and gorgeous, and I have a relatively early start on work. This feels like one of those mornings where the world is full of possibilities, and there's not one of my problems that could not be solved with determination, good faith, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a vial of anthrax.

Wait, what?

I may or may not have devoted some part of my afternoon to trolling a homophobic Albanian. O:)

https://translate.google.com/#sq/en/v%C3%ABlla%20kam%20nevoj%C3%AB%20p%C3%ABr%20m%C3%AB%20shum%C3%AB%20nikotin%C3%AB%20p%C3%ABr%20Adidas%0A%0Av%C3%ABlla%2C%20si%20mund%20ta%20shikoj%20futbollin%20n%C3%AB%20traktor%3F%0A%0Av%C3%ABlla%2C%20kjo%20dele%20e%20mir%C3%AB%20shqiptare%20%C3%ABsht%C3%AB%20e%20rr%C3%ABshqitshme%0A%0Av%C3%ABlla%2C%20pse%20nuk%20kemi%20nj%C3%AB%20ekonomi%3F%20a%20nuk%20jan%C3%AB%20llogaritar%C3%AB%20t%C3%AB%20mir%C3%AB%20t%C3%AB%20deleve%3F

#moodsnapshot

A goddess of the night, transfigured, feasts on the eyeball of the Jackalope Mother.

She seems to be down with it.

This is a curious omen indeed.

I've probably posted this Reggie Watts/Maktub album a hundred times, but it's given me so much comfort over the last year and I want to share it. What a gorgeous voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbWT8UKi7gE&list=PLipQyk9ytmyhV51dPd0Hg5KVAF1Spfoll

Reggie's the one celebrity it would still truly break my heart to discover is a piece of shit, because I have built my whole world on the presumption that he is exactly the alien teddy bear he comes across as. (I've only ever seen him be mean to Skrillex, which I consider a good sign. 😺​)

Oh, shit. @acetone_kitten, did you know about <s>Stereolab Jr.</s> Cavern of Anti-Matter (I think you introduced me?) and did you know their second album dropped recently?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVNhXIaXtFI&list=PLfae2zf4kH03FROXqwnn_A9wzAfKkU6wC

This would be a #moodsnapshot of my last year, but I honestly couldn't tell you which one of them I am.

THANOS WAS HALF-RIGHT

If you want to know how my morning's gone, imagine the scene in Brazil where the police invade Archie Buttle's apartment by suddenly boring through the ceiling, except they're actually from Central Services to fix the plumbing, and they're actually very nice even though you have a sneaking suspicion they're laughing at your gayness behind your back.

Man, if REGGIE WATTS has to cut you a diss track, you done fucked up, Skrillex. That's like being kicked in the crotch by Fluttershy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R982J8c4nA

#moodsnapshot #latestagecapitalism #humanprospect

I'm out of evaluations for now, still waiting for the next batch to come in and kind of surprised they haven't yet. In the meantime, I'm back to my old job for a bit and noticing two nice things:

One, it's SUPER-EASY now that I've spent several months doing nothing but grading other people's work and thinking about what we want out of it.

Two, I'm a lot more inclined to give people positive feedback. The new task requires it, so now it's force of habit when I do the old tasks. Nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXeCLVsA5PQ #moodsnapshot