Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

okay, we can take vb off the list of shows that set up a bunch of mysteries then never pay off on them

Query: FOOL [jester lady w/camdrones]
Influence: Chev of Disks [crazy rich fire lady]
Past: 8 of Wands [bunker tea party]
Future: 99 of Swords [koboldkind mit luftballon]
Aware: 6 of Swords [well-armed science lady]
Unaware: DEATH [happy blackhole lady]
Self: 8 of Coins [firey raccoon lady w/powerup frens]
Others: 5 of Wands [dragons farming barren land]
Psyche: EMPEROR [masked railway king]
Outcome: 99 of Wands [myriad happy starbabies]

Interpretations welcome tho I got a good guess

If any crime is committed in Gotham, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

This principle is known as Arkham's Razor.

The love of normativity is the root of all evil.

The love of money is just a subset of the love of normativity-- our society's favorite means to reinforce normative hierarchies, stigmatize non-conformists, and provide "respectibility" to sympathizers without making them have to do anything genuinely wise or altruistic.

This old Sesame Street footage is the most concise summary of my self-image that I can imagine. If a single one of my conversations has ever *not* come off this awkward, I'd really appreciate being informed. n.n;;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GORWEdGqJN0

I feel like @zx3 should be aware of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cufePE5NaEM

(cw: wiseau)

ngl, getting real tired of liberal purism -- the more they remind me of the fundies of my adolescence, straining at gnats to "prove" something's wicked, the less confident I am our turn at power will make the world any better >_<

if your politics haven't solved the problem of semantic naivete-- the tendency to conflate symbolic threats w/ real ones, among other bad memetic hygiene-- your politics are just band-aids on the seeping wound of human incivility

genderpol, hot take, channer logic

I have the oddest restless urge to just run around at randomly and yell at people today. I'm not even angry in the least, I just want to move really fast and make a lot of noise for no reason.

Huh, maybe I've got a canine side after all.

(Laika disclaims any involvement, BTW: "Bah. Laika the dog age 64. Det mebbe 270 in human year. Also Laika technically dead since '57. Laika nyet run noplace today-- nyet unless somebody chase." >_< )

After the last two seasons of Futurama, I'm not surprised at all that Disenchantment apparently turned out completely stale. Groening's humor is really showing its age.

And after his response to the Apu controversy... I'm also kinda of _pleased_ it's tanking. I would have felt kind of icky about loving any new work from Groening at this point, same way I feel kind of icky about still being a Rick and Morty fan. (No apologies: Harmon's a jerk but he's still got genius-level comic timing.)

(This is definitely not a slam on the friends who have been such good support here. <3 Y'all did great in many ways, but the tides of history aren't things I guess we can stand up to. Do better than I did in my absence. <3 )

Dawn, I'm going to take that as a "yes, *but*..." :) <3

Coming around to agree with you on that Influence, though. I don't belong here anymore. It's time to go.

Q: "Hey, Dawn Sr.? Your mom wants to bail on Seattle and drag me to New Orleans. Is she nuts?"

A:
Situation: 6 Disks [space cat]
Influence: VOID(!) [nothin]
Past: 4 Cups [bored lady]
Present: Chevalier of Wands [rhino samurai]
Future: 2 Coins [nekkid op-art lady]
Outlook: Chevalier of Coins [crazy rich fire lady]
Self: Ace of Swords [mask lady with gears]
Others: FORTITUDE [pillar lady w/lioness fren]
Psych: Queen of Cups [rubber queen in reflection]
Theme: HERMIT [portal jester]

Huh.

It tells you a lot about me that (a) I don't carry a phone and (b) the only reason I kinda want one is to photograph my daily Tarot spreads for y'all.

(Oh, and if it's any consolation, future spam is mostly just depressing because they have it better than us. Unless, you know, you have a real strong attachment to humans or a problem with FALGSC or something.)

(those who faved the original, please excuse my identity crisis; I'm a Martian on the streets and a Mooncat in the sheets, and yes, that's every bit as suboptimal as it sounds. =^_^;= )

I should really get my antennae reactivated. I had them turned off when I went Earth-native, mostly because spam from the future is REALLY depressing, but it turns out there are a whole lot of people on 21st-century Terra who really deserve a psychic mauling. =>__<=

Today was a great day, really. We got to hang out with @PhoenixTril, which makes any day good! Everything is going fine except for deep emotional stuff that's currently resting inertly in The Vault.

But fuck, am I frustrated at my brain and how much effort it takes to cajole it into being productive.

Oh. RIGHT. I guess they would be natural enemies.

This came up in an image search, and now I'm just wondering what Kermit could have possibly done to piss off Sarah Huckabee Sanders so badly. (Beating people up for trying to educate kids sounds more like a DeVos thing, honestly.)