Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Feel like a lot of us are getting called out by this Tim Minchin song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BeZPCoq0Po

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTxqk_UxHo

#moodsnapshot #socialanxiety #flightoftheconchords

It just dawned on me that I've been affiliated with the furry fandom for 28 years.

Fuck. *disintegrates into a pile of dusty Albedo back issues*

Hey, food people.

Are air fryers all they're cracked up to be? How low/high maintenance are they? Is a cheap one okay? Any good brands?

I admit I'm being sorely tempted...

🎵​Oh no, here it comes again
🎵That 0 MP feelin'...

#disenchantment #statuscondition #manadisruption #bigbluezeroes

By popular demand, those dingo pups I posted earlier today but removed due to technical issues which should not affect dingo quality:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IncompleteUnacceptableChameleon.webp

(cc: @troodon @Leucrotta)

Yeah. 90 degrees and can't open the windows. I think I'll be doing my "day" job after dusk today.

I love it when people vehemently debate esoteric aspects of Mastodon etiquette, with no real rhetorical tactic in mind except "loudly insist other people embrace my personal set of moral boundaries." My block list hungers sometimes, and this is a good way to feed it.

"Heaven and Earth are not partial. They do not kill living things out of cruelty or give them birth out of kindness. We do the same when we make straw dogs to use in sacrifices. We dress them up and put them on the altar, but not because we love them. And when the ceremony is over, we throw them into the street, but not because we hate them."

--Su Zhe (1039–1112), Commentary on Ch. 5 of the Dao De Jing

you and me babe
livin' for dreams
lifin' for love
drinkin' for free

sittin' on top of an old robot
sharin' and carin' it out
memories scrubbin' me down
memories scrubbin' me down!

#thestrongbademailshow
#allverklemptnow
#somevarietyofneville

Today I learned that Australians call crayfish "yabbies," which means I never have to feel bad about making the "chazzwozzer" joke from the Simpsons about them ever again. ^____^

Reggie Watts: time and again, my #longdurationpersonalsavior. I think this is the most genuinely Buddhist song I've ever heard, though keep in mind I've historically been quite a lousy Buddhist, quite possibly the issendai, and will probably fail to take any of the Reggiesattva's advice to heart. :|

Anyhow, he made us a real good song about love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO1CCXXMzBI

"Dear Diary, my patent-troll bullshit now has a body count..."

https://hypebeast.com/2018/8/anish-kapoor-descent-into-limbo-serralves-museum-man-falls-accident

C'mon, start something. I'll tear a very very tiny part of your face off. And then forget what I was mad about and probably go to sleep in a sunbeam or something.

#moodsnapshot #veryfierce

I really hate "don't @ me." If you don't want to hear our opinions, don't toot. If I see you saying it (except in jest), honestly, I'm pretty likely to just decide "okay, I can do one better and not communicate with you at all."

If you want your communication here to be one-way, that's your every right -- and it's also my right to make our communication no-way.

Not one, but two #shortdurationpersonalsaviors

This is your daily reminder that Kim Wexler is God.

How, reasonable people might ask, could Kim Wexler be God, when we already know that Susan Ivanova is God?

This conundrum will surely perplex theologians for ages to come. But we must have faith.

Found on Reddit.

Remember, folks. THIS is the quality of our opponents in the culture wars. Our future is bright.

A self-described "unseelie fae" was recently quite rude to someone I love, and that reminds me:

If you have occasion to murder a member of the Fair Folk (or simply hit one with your carriage), PLEASE SAVE ME THE BONES. I know they're tiny, but they make a remarkably delicate and savory consommé. Elves, too, but to a lesser extent.

It's the closest Martians really come to believing in magic, you have no idea.