Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/52-hertz_whale

#shortdurationpersonalsavior

"No, no, Puff was just the stage name he took when he auditioned with Murakami Wolf Swensen. His real name was Stanislav Pugf-Kovács."

#OutOfContextTheater
#ShitEnmerkarSays

Fair warning: when a Martian tiger tells you Mars is full of love, this is basically what we mean.

#VisitMars
#ArriveSeasoned

OH THANK FUCKING GOD LAETITIA SADIER OF STEREOLAB HAS NOT GONE RIGHT WING.

She apparently got roasted for having positive things to say about Jordan Peterson recently, and I was really afraid we'd lost her. But her website has a pretty clear denunciation, focusing on his hatred of neo-Marxists and "SJWs."

I haven't read much about it, yet, but I'm guessing she got to his whitewashed self-helpey stuff first, fell for the trap and didn't see the big deal. I can forgive that.

This is why I identify so much with Gene Belcher. This is exactly what it's like in here.

Holy shit, this sounds appealing. And we just got a little rocket blender, too...

https://www.mexicoinmykitchen.com/peanut-torito-cocktail-recipe/

yo flonase, i'm really happy for you, imma let you finish, but ghost pepper is one of the best decongestants of all time

Grr. Something triggered my chronic bronchitis something fierce on the way home from Ohio. I can at least breathe again, but (perhaps totally separately) my immune system is sorely pissed at me and I'm stuck in that "am I or aren't I getting sick, already?!" stage.

Might be a bit useless for a couple of days-- though historically, these turn out to be total false alarms about 70% of the time.

I fucking hate my body.

one parting shot before bed, in reply to @troodon's kind poetry citation:

the intro quote is pretty much word for word what it's like to be me :)

http://oz.wikia.com/wiki/Hungry_Tiger

home, safe, glad, beat, laters <3

thanks to the dangerous influence of otter memetics i am now possessed by a FIERCE urge to watch a bunch of megas xlr

thanks a LOT Vloe ;p <3

I also want to note with no small pride that this is the least grumpy I've ever been after a week-long tolerance break. Still looking forwards to breaking it tonight. ^____^

First flight home to Seattle leaves in about an hour and a half. You know the drill: if something bad happens, love you all, had a hell of an interesting ride. Thanks for making my time on this shitty planet weirder and happier.

Much more likely, I'll be curled up with Peg in twelve hours, stoned out of my mind and stuffed with raw fish. =^____^=

If you go on a date with someone, and they have a People's Republic of China banner on their wall, well, that's a big red flag.

But if they have a Swiss flag instead, that's a big plus.

cranial = "brainal area"
occipital = "thwapal area"
optical = "squintal area"
nasal = "snortal area"
manual = "pokal area"
thoracic = "chestal area"
mammary = "boobal area"
abdominal = "foodal area"
inguinal = "humpal area"
gluteal = "sittal/fartal area"

(the venture bros nerds are on reddit debating whether their world's David Bowie, Klaus Nomi, Iggy Pop, and Freddy Merc... er, I mean, "Mr. Fahrenheit" are the "real" ones, and their semantic naivete is making my stripes contract with frustration -_____- )

overly literal-minded fan theories are a goddamn disease and the only cure is to bring back decent fucking humanities education, preferably with plenty of (post-)modern literature full of unreliable narrators-- so they can learn that causality in fictional worlds is nothing but an artful sleight of hand, and there's absolutely nothing "impossible" or "inconsistent" or (god help me) "relativist cultural marxist SJW" about that whatsoever. >___<

We are pleased to introduce our new fall line of Martian mane care products.

By R'oareal.

in other news my host body has its salt-and-pepper beard fully grown in and its mom has supplied it with a light grey bathrobe, and it has never looked more like a jedi

christ i hate jedi