Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Also ran into this in the process, one of my favorite K&P sketches...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs

CW: GHOST BREAKFAST

I am engaged in an extended lecture to one of my South Asian coworkers about the meaning and history of the term "Continental Breakfast."

I am forced to admit to a high degree of job satisfaction.

LRT: Oh thank fucking god it's not just me. :)

Uh-oh.

I just got a fleeting urge to go bowling.

I'm worried this might be some kind of Midwestern pon farr kind of thing. Come to think of it, I could murder some pierogies and sauerkraut balls right now. And I am about to go out in 50 degrees without a jacket...

Christ, I hope this doesn't mean I have to go back there again. -_-

Does anybody else develop fleeing emotional attachments to individual letters when they're typing? Once in a while when I'm editing a document, I'll get this compulsion to spare as many already-typed letters as possible in the process. e.g., If I'm changing "bringing" to "brought," sometimes I'll try to keep the old "br" and one "g" intact (I know, it's Sophie's Choice :( ). Otherwise I'll feel a bit guilty, like I've betrayed those letters' trust somehow.

THIS IS PRECIOUS ROY!

BUY MY GENDER-NEUTRAL SNACK MIX!

SUCKERS!

Fuck it. I think I'm coming back in my next incarnation as a big ol' radioactive bear or something. I think I got frightened out of my LOUD over the last couple years, and I'm starting to wonder if that wasn't a better influence sometimes than I gave myself credit for-- even if it did lead to the occasional unfortunate mauling incident, for which the management apologizes profusely. c_c;;

After the last few round of conversations with folks, I think I can finally put into words:

I truly adore our community's Neptunians (hippie space otters), Jovians (woke corporate mustelids), Lunarians (feline luxury gay space communists) and Venusians (militant feminist bunnies)...

...but we need more Martians. Big raucous space tigers who cross boundaries & speak up, and if they're not having fun, nobody is.

Now please rise for the Neptunian National Anthem. @_@;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjMHQd1-7DY

(Also something about the physical properties of those C's gives me fucking nightmares and I hope they do the same to you, largely-humanoid filth. :D )

Still a little mad at the world and frustrated at my "fellow travelers," so...

Here I come at you with an earworm and a pair of tweezers, all Ricardo Montalban-like.

ENJOY AN ETERNAL TORMENT OF SMOOTHNESS, BITCHES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx7_ZQl2yos

Feeling a little better, so I'm not going to go ahead with my next plan: posting puppy pics captioned with Thomas Ligotti quotes about the futile torment of human existence. O:)

https://awoo.space/media/t6jYr98cVB4DUJe3Idg https://awoo.space/media/Yy0b8mjxk5rGdl1ZVMc https://awoo.space/media/Ya_dUDVyIRD7n3UnOQA https://awoo.space/media/DqBJRXslJCTH-rkgiPA

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puppy

I really apologize. It was brought to my attention that the last couple of puppy posts were... somewhat irregular.

Everything is completely fine now. I feel fine. The puppies feel fine. Staplers are not puppies. Please accept this replacement puppy. https://awoo.space/media/80jG7T5eTSVDLUllaMY

puppy time again

https://awoo.space/media/cLs2zCEbjCTruBMCDVE https://awoo.space/media/ihS1hjU8DuZDkfqTbus https://awoo.space/media/_xtw6x2eCBn0qmTjUXU https://awoo.space/media/9n16l5cE5SYyqxICZIU

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I̷̢̒t̵͔͝'̸͚̑s̴͔̋ ̷͈̑a̵̠͑ ̸͓̿w̷͚̏o̶͇̕ņ̵̐d̷̙͑e̸̤͑r̸̛̩f̴͖͒ȗ̷͔ľ̷̮ ̶̞͛w̷͇͌ǒ̶̼ȓ̵͈l̵̦͛d̵̳̈́.̵̞͆ ̷͓́L̶͓̋ŏ̴̠o̸͚͋k̶̠͊ ̶̳͝å̴̦t̷̺͐ ̶̠́ṱ̵̕h̷͈̍e̸̯̊s̵̭̀e̷̻̒ ̴͎͊l̷̮͗ḯ̵͕ṭ̶̕t̴̥̀ḷ̶̍e̵͖͑ ̴͍̏g̷̈́ͅu̸̠͂ȳ̷͖s̴͚͋.̸̢͑ https://awoo.space/media/qtg72fq44CjlYi-Rn_o

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