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statement from our official slime spokesperson, @masklayer:

UNPLANNED OUTAGE: We have received reports that the slime dot global service is currently unavailable. We have investigated the issue and have confirmed that the slime is simply taking an unplanned sad nap. We will gently boop the goop & share further updates as they are available.

@hyperlink@snouts.online I hate you a little bit. XD

Unrelated: Capitalism is silly. I just got another Netgear switch to expand my home network slightly, and Newegg through a TP-Link advertisement in the box...

It says a hell of a lot about my 8.5 year old thinkpad's build quality that another power supply was a good investment at this point. O.o;

Come on down to Vloelei's Pitch-Shifted Vulpine Emporium we go geckerin' we got your yapping and your screms. We got Fresh new screams every week. We got neutral shifts, deep shifts, high shifts, shifts that put your Maw and Paw's store to shame. We even got yiffs and cute rumbles down at Vloelei's Pitch-Shifted Vulpine Emporium on East 27th and Holiday, look for the jellyfish!

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re: lewdish scribble, dumb joke 

@Draekos HARD AGREE :D

@coda @pandora_parrot Honestly, cats are so good that I don't even know how we got lucky enough to evolve on the same planet. <3

tired: i write bad code
wired: [cyberpunk hacker voice] computers were bad already. my code just lifts the veil

re: cranky ex Bay Area comments 

@Leucrotta @ElectricKeet (I've also seen an upgraded model that did ham/cheeses/etc...)

Finally crashing out for the night, but wishing like hell Dakota was here to hold me and just hurt in her arms. >.< Miss you all so much and I just want to cry. >.<

I legitimately didn't think I wanted to watch the sequel, because I thought there was no way it could make my cry as hard as the first show, but god, I've never been so wrong. >.<

Okay, I don't know what to even say about A Certain Scientific Railgun S at this point, but fuck sakes is this unbelievably intense. O.o;

re: A Certain Scientific Railgun S (spoilers) 

I am literally /shaking/ with rage right now. /Fuck/ /sakes/.

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