@ShugoWah @poss_bot @Moot @KommaChameleon @Crocabit but have you considered,

http://www.old-computers.com/museum/photos/fairchild_channelf_controller_1.jpg

@ShugoWah @poss_bot @Moot @KommaChameleon @Crocabit of course, it's hard to beat anyone using such an advanced control method as this
http://llg.cubic.org/docs/prohance70.jpg

@ShugoWah @poss_bot @Moot @KommaChameleon @Crocabit or even the dreaded dual Namco rotary controller combo. How do you even compete with that?

@Felthry @ShugoWah @poss_bot @Moot @Crocabit take a hold of these bad boys

@KommaChameleon @Felthry @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit (listen i kinda actually want this bc i have a copy of VOOT for DC)

@poss_bot @KommaChameleon @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit what's VOOT?

@Felthry @poss_bot @KommaChameleon @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit i'm guessing virtual on, the arcade cabinets have a dual stick setup like that

@Galuade @Felthry @KommaChameleon @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit correct!

@poss_bot @Galuade @KommaChameleon @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit okay, now: what's "virtual on"?

@Felthry @poss_bot @Galuade @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit Virtual On is a one-on-one mecha fighting game from the 90s featuring a behind-the-back camera and a dual stick control scheme. It's played split screen or on separate displays.

VOOT is "Virtual On Ontario Tangram", the Dreamcast version of the game.

@KommaChameleon @poss_bot @Galuade @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit Ontario Tangram? That's certainly a name.

@Felthry WHOOPS I kinda typed it wrong, it's "Oratorio Tangram". It's a pretty thesaurus name but

Oratorio = a large-scale opera
Tangram = a puzzle about rearranging shapes

So it's basically a fancy way of saying "Virtual On: Grand Remix". Tangram is also the name of one of the game's villains.

@KommaChameleon that's still a rather strange name.

@KommaChameleon though I guess plenty of games have really strange names. Radiant Historia, Infinite Undiscovery, Exist Archive

@Felthry @KommaChameleon Bravely Default

@poss_bot @Felthry Octopath Traveler

@KommaChameleon @poss_bot Romancing SaGa

@Felthry @poss_bot If this is gonna become another list thread I'm game

Devil Survivor -- this one I like because it almost parses but is something no English speaking person would ever say

@KommaChameleon @Felthry @poss_bot Thousand Arms

@ShugoWah @KommaChameleon @poss_bot Wild Arms

@Felthry @ShugoWah @KommaChameleon Coded Arms

@poss_bot @ShugoWah @KommaChameleon Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories

@poss_bot @ShugoWah @KommaChameleon also Legend of Dragoon

@poss_bot @ShugoWah @KommaChameleon which would probably make sense if it had an article in there and I think it actually does but the logo makes it very unclear whether it's The Legend of Dragoon or Legend of the Dragoon

@Felthry @poss_bot @ShugoWah @KommaChameleon KLAX

@Galuade @Felthry @poss_bot @KommaChameleon BIO F.R.E.A.K.S.