@Terrana@tootplanet.space @typhlosion @vahnj @Felthry @ajr

ooh, ooh, can I try? :D

Duke Nukem 3d: Dudebro has the WORST. midlife crisis. ever. It's embarassing for all involved.

Final Fight: A mayor invites the worst ninja and The Most Generic White Male for the angriest tour of his city the world has ever seen.

Earthbound: A young boy is forced to suffer the consequences of his grandpa's criminal past.

Sonic '06: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc (warning shouty)

@Nine @ajr @vahnj @typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space

Alpha Centauri: Intrepid warriors fight off invading alien threat.

@Felthry @Terrana@tootplanet.space @vahnj @ajr @Nine fez: OH NO there's SO MUCH WORLD OUTSIDE and it's ALL WEIRD AND BEAUTIFUL

@Nine @ajr @vahnj @Terrana@tootplanet.space @Felthry bioshock: someone derives mathematically why it is we can't have nice things, and tries to build a city around it

@typhlosion @Felthry @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Nine System Shock 2: look at you hacker. stop hacking me. with guns.

@vahnj @Nine @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @Felthry grand theft auto 5: [jon lajoie voice] guns don't kill people, uh-uh

@typhlosion @Felthry @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Nine XCOM: aliens either murder your favorite soldiers or you willingly throw your rookies into the meat grinder

@vahnj @Nine @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @Felthry hotline miami: okay but do you *really* enjoy your job

@typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Nine @vahnj

Oblivion: Half of Cyrodiil turns to banditry to fund their addiction to expensive armor

@Felthry @vahnj @Nine @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space skyrim: arrows mysteriously appear in local dragons, bandits, rebels, mudcrabs,

@typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Nine @vahnj

Daggerfall: Something like six mutually exclusive events all happen at once. This somehow unifies the local cities into large provinces. No one has any idea what the hell happened.