#subpost hey, what’s Batman’s favorite fruit?
Nanananananannas
Okay yes I know bananas are technically a berry.
Photos, naked but nothing showing
So this pretty dress I want to wear at a party later shows off legs and a little cleavage, and I figured I should shave for the occasion (this, I’m not good at). And as always when I shave my body hair I realize it’s some sort of space age ultra tough durable material.
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spider man spider man
does whatever a spider can
started out really young
oxygenates blood with his book lungs
look out here comes the spider man
spider man spider man
does whatever a spider can
trichobothria sense vibrations
he's PROBABLY never et his relations
look out here comes the spider man
dylan/ratm lyrics, all caps
NO, I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE!
WELL HE PUTS HIS CIGAR OUT IN YOUR FACE JUST FOR KICKS!
HIS BEDROOM WINDOW IT IS MADE OUT OF BRICKS!
THE NATIONAL GUARD STANDS AROUND HIS DOOR!
OH I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR, NAW,
I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE!
UNGH, SHIT!
It's a minor gripe in job hunting, but I still loathe those EEO questionnaires. Part of me always thinks, "why y'need my ethnicity, you wanna know what goes on the forearm tattoo? Why y'need to know if I'm disabled, you're just gonna find some reason in my resume that I'm not qualified for the job?"
hey WAIT! I could get this job in ABERDEEN! It'd be like working in clinical depression!
Please rise for Aberdeen's national anthem
Lots of random gunk, but some drawings and cooking talk too. Obsesses about DnD and related topics. Left-leaning/profoundly frustrated politics. Black lives matter; trans rights are human rights.
Occasionally NSFW art and discussion, please do follow if you're 18+.