looking forwards to ZOOTOPIA VS PREDATOR

last night for something cheerful to share.

hey, what’s Batman’s favorite fruit?

Nanananananannas

Okay yes I know bananas are technically a berry.

Photos, naked but nothing showing 

So this pretty dress I want to wear at a party later shows off legs and a little cleavage, and I figured I should shave for the occasion (this, I’m not good at). And as always when I shave my body hair I realize it’s some sort of space age ultra tough durable material.

There's some people I run into on social media whose personalities seem to be entirely that they're very Gay 20 somethings having very Gay sex, and rather than this being a diss on it, I kinda wish *my* personality was apparently entirely being a very Gay 20 something having very Gay sex.

me: Sabotage is a brilliant commentary on wanting to puncture the official whitewashed narrative about Reagan's regime with sheer rage

Adam Horowitz: we're making fun how we're hoity toity artistes resentful of our producer trying to "sabotage" us by making us actually put out an album f'once.

the end of The Matrix where Neo steps out of the phone booth, dons his sunglasses, and takes off into the skies high above NYC, trenchcoat trailing like a superhero's cape, as "Paul Revere" blasts on the soundtrack

DEAD I am the sky watching angels cry
while they slowly burn conquering the Wyrm
HUGGIN' AND A KISSIN' DANCIN' AND A LOVIN'

* listens to a batch of Britney Spears, which as expected is catchy and fun *

* puts on Toxic and discovers horrifyingly enough that I can no longer hear the song without adding in Love Shack and Dragula *

“Oops I Did It Again,” Britney Spears’ famous song about how she’s responsible for all-Crunchberry boxes of Captain Crunch.

but in June because it's Pride Month he's FABULOUS Bile

Ii clan samurai 🤝 British Paras
the “Red Devils”

one two three fo
spider man spider man
does whatever a spider can
started out really young
oxygenates blood with his book lungs
look out here comes the spider man

spider man spider man
does whatever a spider can
trichobothria sense vibrations
he's PROBABLY never et his relations
look out here comes the spider man

dylan/ratm lyrics, all caps 

NO, I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE!
WELL HE PUTS HIS CIGAR OUT IN YOUR FACE JUST FOR KICKS!
HIS BEDROOM WINDOW IT IS MADE OUT OF BRICKS!
THE NATIONAL GUARD STANDS AROUND HIS DOOR!
OH I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR, NAW,
I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE!
UNGH, SHIT!

It's a minor gripe in job hunting, but I still loathe those EEO questionnaires. Part of me always thinks, "why y'need my ethnicity, you wanna know what goes on the forearm tattoo? Why y'need to know if I'm disabled, you're just gonna find some reason in my resume that I'm not qualified for the job?"

subversively listening to "Sway" from Dark City instead of "Why Don't You Do Right" at the appropriate point of the Who Framed Roger Rabbit soundtrack

"Koona t'chuta Solo?
"Tell him he got the wrong guy."
"Ee mara tom tee tok maky cheesa."
"He say you Blade Runner."
"Tell him I'm eatin'."
"Jabba won neechee kochba mu shanee wy tonny wya uska. Chosky nowy u chusu, el jaya kulpa intick kuny ku suwa."
"Bryant, huh?"

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