@Terrana@tootplanet.space @typhlosion @vahnj @Felthry @ajr

ooh, ooh, can I try? :D

Duke Nukem 3d: Dudebro has the WORST. midlife crisis. ever. It's embarassing for all involved.

Final Fight: A mayor invites the worst ninja and The Most Generic White Male for the angriest tour of his city the world has ever seen.

Earthbound: A young boy is forced to suffer the consequences of his grandpa's criminal past.

Sonic '06: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc (warning shouty)

@Nine @ajr @vahnj @typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space

Alpha Centauri: Intrepid warriors fight off invading alien threat.

@Felthry @Terrana@tootplanet.space @vahnj @ajr @Nine fez: OH NO there's SO MUCH WORLD OUTSIDE and it's ALL WEIRD AND BEAUTIFUL

@Nine @ajr @vahnj @Terrana@tootplanet.space @Felthry bioshock: someone derives mathematically why it is we can't have nice things, and tries to build a city around it

@typhlosion @Felthry @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Nine System Shock 2: look at you hacker. stop hacking me. with guns.

@vahnj @Nine @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @Felthry grand theft auto 5: [jon lajoie voice] guns don't kill people, uh-uh