terrible idea: take some kind of printer that takes endless paper and somehow plug Mastodon into it
@noiob you could use one of those cashier printers.
@noiob y'know that have the massive paper rolls and don't use ink
@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun yeah or a dot matrix printer, that has the added benefit of being extremely loud
@noiob loud is good
@noiob onna those old dot matrix printers maybe
@catterfly added bonus of it being way too loud to keep running
@noiob Have you seen the "We shred your comments, live" art piece?
@starkatt the printer is great but the shredder is barely trying
at some point I wanna plug the internet into some kind of ouput device and have people send me stuff