@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @LilyVers replace sex resume with something that proves you don't have STDs and yeah, actually

@distressedegg @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace "ahhh, I'm all ready to sex! let me just PULL OUT MY FUCK PASSPORT AND ANAL VISA"

@LilyVers @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace "What am I supposed to do to pay for this, just pull the money out of my ass?" With new Anal Visa, now you can.

@distressedegg @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace hold on now wait a second now hold on just a minute wait a minute

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@LilyVers @distressedegg @fluxom_alt everyone talks about mastercard, but now there's petcard, for the discerning sub

@typhlosion @LilyVers @fluxom_alt American Expanse, for inflation fans. Uncover, for exhibitionists. Diners Club, for vore fans and oral enthusiasts, both work

@distressedegg @typhlosion @fluxom_alt i will just get to work digging this hole for my body to lie in, since you are so intent on killing me with your words

@LilyVers @typhlosion @fluxom_alt wait wait, i haven't even told you yet about Paypig, the online transaction service for findoms

@distressedegg @typhlosion @fluxom_alt I Am Climbing Into The Hole And Saying Good Bye. I am Pouring Dirt On

@distressedegg Please. Make a smut-friendly payment gateway and the world will beat off a path to your door.

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