So a friend and I are tossing back and forth hilariously oversimplified summaries of video games. I am particularly proud of this one.

Final Fantasy 4: "A knight decides what clothes to wear. There are several thousand casualties."

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@Felthry super mario bros: mario picks up his girlfriend from the spa

@typhlosion You really don't even have to try with Mario. "Surprisingly athletic middle-aged plumber thwarts evil turtle" is already ridiculous enough.

@Felthry that's why i tried simplifying it even further

kirby's dream land: kirby eats the rich

@typhlosion @Felthry Do More???

Pokemon: preteens participate in state sanctioned animal fighting.

Link's Awakening: Young boy is killed by chickens.

@ajr @Felthry uncharted: basically just the goonies?

super mario galaxy: italy's space program finally gets some momentum going

doom: disgruntled military officer loses his keycards

@typhlosion @ajr Pokemon gen 1: Young boy takes out crime syndicate with the help of his countless eldritch abominations

Pokemon gen 3: Two ecoterrorists failed science class.

Final Fantasy 9: Everyone has an existential crisis.

Tales of the Abyss: Everyone falls down.

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