@Terrana@tootplanet.space @typhlosion @vahnj @Felthry @ajr
ooh, ooh, can I try? :D
Duke Nukem 3d: Dudebro has the WORST. midlife crisis. ever. It's embarassing for all involved.
Final Fight: A mayor invites the worst ninja and The Most Generic White Male for the angriest tour of his city the world has ever seen.
Earthbound: A young boy is forced to suffer the consequences of his grandpa's criminal past.
Sonic '06: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc (warning shouty)
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Alpha Centauri: Intrepid warriors fight off invading alien threat.
@typhlosion @Felthry @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Nine XCOM: aliens either murder your favorite soldiers or you willingly throw your rookies into the meat grinder
@vahnj @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @Felthry @typhlosion UFO: Enemy Unknown: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rookie with the Blaster Launcher.
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Oblivion: Half of Cyrodiil turns to banditry to fund their addiction to expensive armor
@typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @vahnj @Felthry crap yours is better XD
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Daggerfall: Something like six mutually exclusive events all happen at once. This somehow unifies the local cities into large provinces. No one has any idea what the hell happened.
@typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @vahnj @Felthry Stardew Valley: *blissful happy sobs*
@Nine @Felthry @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @typhlosion animal crossing: teach your new friends to be dependent on you and then abandon them forever
(I still feel bad I don't play mine any more)
@Felthry @Nine @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @typhlosion kings quest 2: Graham gets horny and while looking for his wife gets real high
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Tales of Xillia: Who is the bad guy? Oh, it's that guy. No wait, the other guy. Or maybe that group. Wait, no, it's the first guy.
@typhlosion @vahnj @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Nine
Tales of Xillia 2: Ow, right in the feels.
@Felthry @vahnj @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @typhlosion Skyrim: The prophecised hero arrives and immediately destroys local economies with iron daggers. before riding a pink cartoon pony with rainbow coloured hair through the sky.
@Felthry @Nine @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @typhlosion mega man: robots are the new people except for two dudes who keep building robots to try to kill each other
@vahnj @typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Felthry Wait...
does that mean the entire Megaman franchise is "Robot Wars EXTREME"?
@typhlosion @Felthry @Nine @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space kings quest: fetch me my things so I can die at peace. Oh and you can be king
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Starbound: Travel the Universe, Meet Interesting People, Get Eaten by Fascinating Local Flora AND/OR Fauna!
@Nine @Felthry @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @typhlosion terraria: go to hell and back again for fun
@typhlosion @Felthry @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Nine System Shock 2: look at you hacker. stop hacking me. with guns.