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HI I'M IN A GREAT MOOD
ASK ME HOW MUCH I HAVE TO PAY TO GET MY CAR FIXED
WAIT DON'T ASK IT'S FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS
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[very hbomberguy voice] EIGHTEEN TRILLION CANADIAN U.S. DOLLARS
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but real talk the wise move at this point would probably be to sell the piece of shit for salvage and just buy a new car with the money
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the best use of my time right now is definitely to go shopping for a new car yeah for sure for sure
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[whispers] foooour thoooousand dollaaaaars
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@typhlosion What happened?
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@Xkeeper see this previous link: https://awoo.space/@typhlosion/1507062
tl;dr i got in a car accident and smushed my car and fixing it will cost FOOOOUR
!!!THOOOOOOOUSAND DOLLARS!!!
@typhlosion Insurance?
@Xkeeper i don't have collision insurance
i have enough liability insurance to cover the cost of repairs on the *other* cars tho
@typhlosion @Xkeeper Oh noes! :(
*gently hugs floofy kasran.*
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@typhlosion is that enough?
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@typhlosion oh god that's exactly what I was thinking when I read the preceding toot
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@typhlosion That's too many dollars tbh
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@witchfynder_finder IT'S ALMOST HALF AS MUCH AS I SPENT ON THE DAMNED THING
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@typhlosion tbh cars are terrible and I really hate how ubiquitous they are because, like, we need to get places but not everyone can just drop 4k when something breaks
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@theoutrider PHYSICALLY UNINJURED
EMOTIONALLY? ALL OUT OF CAN AND FUCKING SCREAMING ABOUT IT
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@typhlosion Holy fuck that sucks...
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FOUR
💵💵💵THOOOOOUSAND💵💵💵
DOLLARS