kobolds riding medium-sized animals such as:

dire stoats
dire weasels
dire ferrets
alligators
dogs (especially dogs)
enlarged housecats
a playground bouncy horse
bob saget

@vahnj I doodled a kobold dragoon years back, and he's never stopped being a good sketch to pull up again :3 awoo.space/media/t3pQppfM8-Ank

@vahnj :D I found Siva too! I thought I'd lost this file.

<_< Nothing like giving monsters rideby mawlings for stupidly high damage rolls. DM said we could make broken characters. Campaign involved a monk who could roll to ignored damage. Infinitely. INFINITELY.
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@Draekos @vahnj I really don' t get why you keep citing that monk like it's that maddening, it's a pretty solid summary of why any martial being "overpowered" is kinda a [bad] joke.

@IrisKalmia @Draekos @vahnj
I mean captain america (pathfinder shield brawler build) is pretty bad :3
Not as bad as a /wizard/ but still.

@Irick @IrisKalmia @Draekos one of my favorite builds is a ninja/monk hybrid- you can throw something like 18 shurikens at level 20

it doesn't sound that scary but if you use some form of wish to wish for a permanently poisoned returning shuriken that does con damage............

@vahnj @Draekos @IrisKalmia @Irick to be perfectly honest i love builds like this

in general i love systems that are robust enough for this kind of interaction but not monitored enough to have the jank taken out

@typhlosion @Irick @IrisKalmia @Draekos that's a big reason i love pathfinder- there's some ridiculous stuff you can do with it, and because of that it supports a really huge variety of power levels of gameplay

@vahnj @Irick @IrisKalmia @Draekos pathfinder where you're not allowed to use the advanced race guide is pathfinder i don't want to play

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@Draekos @IrisKalmia @Irick @vahnj though honestly i hate that they say in the race guide that kobolds are all evil or neutral >:1 i wanna be a goodbold

@typhlosion @Irick @IrisKalmia @Draekos kobolds are what the GM chooses them to be

there are a ton of badbolds out there, but everyone uses that as an excuse to snuff out the good ones~

@Draekos @IrisKalmia @Irick @typhlosion @vahnj It's probably not even "lots of badbolds." It's anthropocentric morality that deliberately conflates "good" with "lawful" to provide a steady stream of heretics that can be justifiably taxed and exploited. Kobolds are like any other race, 'cept they know their gods, as in "have met, seen, and in a few cases, touched them." What elf or human dare claim that?

"Badbolds," pfeh. Goodbolds until proven otherwise. That's justice.

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