what would the mastodon pantheon be like?

we already have memeo, the goddess of memes

i feel like all of them are likely women, except for one disguntled shy male god

@vahnj is it david bowie? I want it to be david bowie.

@vahnj Gendra, the vengeful dragon-deity of all genders and none

@vahnj I mean, the godess of discord has got to be in there somewhere, right???

@vahnj nah, there's definitely a few NB goddexes around

@vahnj Rilly Didtrei, patron goddess of trying damn hard to stay positive and not vent sheer rage about politics on Masto, and yet completely, utterly failing.

@vahnj what about the chimera god of joyous shouting Aym Gei, who have an infinite number of beastly heads and love all monsters, furries and scalies? He's pretty male, I thunk.

@zatnosk feels more like "ALL GENDERS AT THE SAME TIME" to me!!!

@vahnj pretty male AND pretty female AND pretty enby AND just generally pretty.

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