what would the mastodon pantheon be like?
we already have memeo, the goddess of memes
i feel like all of them are likely women, except for one disguntled shy male god
@Fuego yea ok it's david bowie
@vahnj Awoön, goddess of community
@vahnj *coughs* http://babylon5.wikia.com/wiki/Li
@vahnj Gendra, the vengeful dragon-deity of all genders and none
@vahnj jorta, goddess of jorts
@vahnj I mean, the godess of discord has got to be in there somewhere, right???
@vahnj What is the cis/trans ratio on those women?
@anthracite depends on how many gods we add!
@vahnj nah, there's definitely a few NB goddexes around
@vahnj Rilly Didtrei, patron goddess of trying damn hard to stay positive and not vent sheer rage about politics on Masto, and yet completely, utterly failing.
@vahnj what about the chimera god of joyous shouting Aym Gei, who have an infinite number of beastly heads and love all monsters, furries and scalies? He's pretty male, I thunk.
@zatnosk feels more like "ALL GENDERS AT THE SAME TIME" to me!!!
@vahnj pretty male AND pretty female AND pretty enby AND just generally pretty.
@vahnj enby deities? enby deities.
@vahnj is it david bowie? I want it to be david bowie.