worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
Major apocalypse beast feels this morning. I just wanna take a big dripping gooey bite out of the planet, maybe bat the moon into it a few times and leave some craters, just go Full Kaiju on everybody.
I would be honored to take your applications to be my Whore of Babylon, though of course Anthy's got dibs. QUALIFICATIONS: any Chaotic alignment, 10-15 years experience handling giant fuzzy murderbeasts, ideal candidate would enjoy drinking the blood of saints, succubal or other infernal experience preferred
worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@zebratron2084 uh... I stole some money from a babysitter once, I got suspended for throwing a domino at a teacher once, and I got detention a lot in high school for fighting. And I widdled on a squad car. That’s pretty sinful right?
re: worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@Leucrotta Hmm. Avarice, wrath... whaddaya got for lust, though? *shuffles papers*
re: worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@Leucrotta Also, you wouldn't happen to be able to play any brass instruments, would you? Trumpets? I know you can handle a sword. We might be able to get you a gig as an angel of doom...
re: worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@zebratron2084 no, but I can play keyboards and am pretty ok playing a djembe. Lust wise I went to an orgy once, and I was in a couple of threesomes years ago. Uh... and I pissed in a watersports enthusiast’s mouth once cause they were real into it even though it’s not my kink.
I did try to end the world once while tripping, but I got distracted, and it would have been a bad idea even if I could do it.
re: worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@zebratron2084 oh HEY lust wise I helped Wicked Grounds during Folsom and did some Gay art for them!
re: worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@zebratron2084 I have a wide arry of orbit-to surface sensors and weapons, as well as manufacturing and maintenance facilities for a large force of multi-role surface, sub-surface, and atmospheric combat capable platforms. I don't particularly want to be a total whore, but I'll totally be the side piece of Babylon.
worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@zebratron2084 I'm a bit light on the experience aspect, but if you want a tiny genie sitting on your monstrous shoulder, warping your wishes toward maximal destructive outcome, I /do/ have an opening.
I'm pretty much all in on destroying everything these days.