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somebody please convince me i don't need taco bell

the culinary evils of butter chicken + ramen were sufficient to themselves

@zebratron2084 no one /needs/ Taco Bell

But wanting Taco Bell is very different. And you know you want some or you wouldn’t be asking to be stopped.

@kelseyhusky I think I'm gonna compromise with my darker nature, save the $15 delivery fee, and just go eat at the local gas station. :)

This being New Orleans, this actually ain't as bad as it sounds. They have, like, empanadas and boudin eggrolls and calzones and stuff, and their food actually gets a surprisingly high Yelp rating... And I'm not feeding, like Yum Brands and/or Skynet in the process. :)

But you're not wrong—I could still fuckin murder a Crunchwrap & an XXL Grilled Stuft...

@zebratron2084
I have low standards by certain measures, I am still sort of in a honeymoon phase with Jack In The Box, and I have never wanted Taco Bell in my life.

@zebratron2084 1) how quickly can you get to something better quality?
2) given the shittiness of Taco Bell is its appeal, when was the last time you ate there?
3) are you baked (this would make the answer NO)?

@Leucrotta Sadly, I don't qualify for ANY of those, and #3 is really starting to get to me. >_>;

(I desperately needed a loooooong tolerance break anyhow! And yeah, I haven't had Taco Bell since maybe 2017, in Northgate? It was... pretty okayish. And I can GET all sorts of better stuff, but it would've cost me like 2x as much in delivery fees...)

@zebratron2084 "since 2017" is long enough ago that it justifies a Taco Bell purchase, and then not doing it again for a bit, imho.

@zebratron2084 Not to badmouth a place you can pretty much always get something cheap that's reasonably filling and vegetarian, but:

You know you could have something going in the slow cooker.

@zebratron2084 Good result too. Still, it's always worth remembering the slow cooker.

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