I really intended to start my diet in earnest today, but both my body and my mother had different plans. -_-
Brace yourselves, @literorrery and company-- you are the ones in the most imminent danger of a cookie bomb.
Maybe more like a cookie nuke. A veritable cookie Tunguska must be unleashed on innocents, one way or the other (eight Ziploc tubs of them!) if I am to survive the month.
(Honestly, I still might pick "cookies" over "survival." We'll see how 2018 starts out. XD )
@Austin_Dern @zebratron2084 @literorrery
Through numerous tests I have determined that ginger is in fact fourth-dimensional, and thus any ginger-based cookie product is in fact also.
The computronium sorts itself out if you assume that the universe (including the fourth dimension) is in fact already made of it. :-}
@zebratron2084... I would willingly throw myself on a tactical cookienuke. Just saying.
@zebratron2084 Cookies *are* great. But that's a TON of cookies! :O
I wish your cookie bombing runs much success, if attempted.