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Today is apparently a day for creepy-ass shanties, so "Glashtyn Shanty" is on repeat.

Cryptic Self Subtoot 

@Phorm This seems... unlikely

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Wide Field View of Great American Eclipse

Image Credit & Copyright: Nicolas Lefaudeux

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap190130.ht #APoD

re: The take I'm most sick of (Pol, Birbsite screenshot, my advanced apologies) 

@Phorm Like half the people with that take are doing it in bad faith to waste people's time anyway.

Achievement unlocked: flew through a rainbow. o.o

Waiting at the airport is much more pleasant when it's an open air airport in Hawaii. With birds trying to steal your lunch.

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warning, delicious 

BEHOLD, I COME.

(Image is of a very large, very delicious brownie with whipped cream and vanilla ice cream atop it)

From the dragon that brought you "That's a fucking mammal" comes "That's a fucking cactus".

The speed and aggressiveness at which Hawaii drivers drive appears to be inversely corolated to the safety of the road. o.O

And then outside the hotel room box of..
condoms? o.O

Doephin status = toasty. Still fucking up the suncreen on Day 5 of 7 is better than Day 1. :P

Honestly I'm so pale I'm surprised I managed this much. I barely tanned in Arizona and I've been living in Washington for most of a decade.

tropical paradise (no pictures) 

@Soreth (some of you might think this is exaggerating..it isn't. every freaking crevasse)

Things I was not expecting to find in Kona: ridiculously good garlic bread

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Hawaii vacation, little drummer boy equivalent 

So while on the snorkeling trip, we heard Margaritaville and I'm pretty sure that's the Hawaii trip equivalent to the Little Drummer Boy game during the holiday season

re: political - - - 

@Leucrotta @emanate That's a temporary stay, mind. it's not a good sign but not done yet.

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aaaaaaaaaah tiny lizard friend at dinner 

This is the cutest, tiniest smol gecko you have ever seen, doing little bleps on the side of my water glass. They are tiny and perfect.

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