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MTG, medical, WTF 

...so one of the players at Wizard's invitational tournament had a seizure during a game. He's seizing for a good 5-10 seconds and they didn't even pause the game to check on him. o.O

@faynefluff Short with big stomp boots or long with regular?

At the sound of the toot there will have been the sound of a toot

Patreon, US pol 

Artist posts on Twitter that Patreon is giving them shit, says they're moving to an alternate. Good, there definitely should be more alternatives..

..go to check it out and Featured Creator: Alex Jones.

NOPE NOPE NOPE ABORT

Well! The sunset tonight isn't disappointing. Beautiful golden light on the trees, a really late evening (right until sunset!) rainbow. Then a few minutes later lightning and a 20+ second rumble of thunder.

re: I refuse to provide context 

@Phorm I would argue that if it's obscured by pants it's not truly *impossibly* sized.

"Could God create a dick so big even he couldn't cover it" and all that

img, invasive birds 

@Soreth Probably consorting with the also invasive sparrows and pigeons!

Unrelated health whining 

@Phorm ...post 1 and post 2 are possibly related but you knew that.

World view / "Pol" I guess 

@Phorm The two aren't really related, I think. You can acknowledge those are a thing without doomsaying. If anyone is telling you things are guaranteed to be fine they're wrong; that doesn't mean things are guaranteed to be horrible either.

Also this is where I repeat myself that a good chunk of the "don't call a bigot a bigot" thing is just them trying to "why I never" the situation. Ignorable.

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Casual speciesism (+) 

"You're just a cosplay snake. All scalies are the same right?"
"So I can call you a mola-mola capybara then."
"That's totally different. But now I kinda want to get someone to draw that."

uspol (-) 

@anthracite They keep trying and so far nothing much sticks. Fingers crossed that holds.

Emotionally Compromised Pt. 3 ( + ) CW: External link, Youtube link 

@kelseyhusky Did Soreth tell you they have concerts coming up soon? because they do!

re: CW: Wired.com link, Reality ensues, science is cool, but sometimes it kills some wonder. 

@kelseyhusky @starkatt TBH even if it's not as effective as we'd like I think it counts? One of the first probes to go anywhere and the message is "Here, we didn't understand the Universe enough to give you a good map but we tried! Come say hi!"

Outside today: three way hummingbird territoral fight. With occasional pauses to attack the jays that are coming down for peanuts

MH-- rant, pet adoption 

Update: one of the adoption places sent me two long emails comparing me to a racist after I told them to leave me alone. Blocked now.

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Rant, traffic 

And then almost got hit twice on the two block walk to the bus because of course I did. Yielding to pedestrians? What's that? texting is more important!

MH-- rant, pet adoption 

Have one of the local rescues emailing me.

"Have you adopted yet? how about (random dog that doesn't meet my criteria)"

No because every time I find one you fucking shitheads make me pour everything out- one of them asked for CAUSE OF DEATH for every dog ever- and then I put all that down and

"Oh sorry that one isn't actually available"

On that note, I accidentally acquired a period-piece movie version of The War of the Worlds. It may be good! It may be deeply horrible! Is anyone interested in coming over to find out and appreciate and/or mock it?

(yes accidentally acquired. Meant to put it in the later list for research, it ended up in the cart instead..)

Star Raiders is so, so bad. And the film Rifftrax found to put ahead of it is even worse. Wow.

Instance Block Recommendation 

@mawr We can free them from leftist attacks by blocking them!

cute how the freeze peach crowd thinks it only applies to them as usual

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