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My sleep schedule is increasingly fucked and it's getting kind of annoying.

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sfw but I can't figure out how to turn the cuts off. 

Engineer dragon builds robotic Kobolds. Robokobols are not programmed in cobol. Everyone is disappointed.

Huh. The Switch has a Bubsy sequel of all things coming out.

Seattle pol, poll, ? weirdess 

So that was odd. Someone calling claiming to be from a local research group working for Seattle. "Sir's" me like 9 times in the course of his pitch.

When I say it's ma'am and I'm ok with taking the poll he..."develops computer problems" and hangs up? Odd.

Scammer?
Pollster not interested in talking to trans people and/or women for bias reasons?
Actual computer problems?

Who knows!

(if it's 3 he'll probably call back, so we'll see)

trans*; medical+medication discussion; boobs 

@faynefluff Huh I didn't know progesterone could be delivered that way. Interesting.

Also the combo of pills and IM is clever, I'll have to keep it in mind. Going weekly rather than 2/wk seems to have stablized mine fine but it's something to consider.

thanks!

trans*; medical; boobs 

@faynefluff What'd you swap to?

@mauve I presume boys is there for the underage responders? otherwise.. :/

Anyway I also I wish masto has a "show me results later" button

dreams, babies, trauma (--) 

@Soreth *leaves box of petting*

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"So can you tell us who these two idiots of yours were?"
"Hard to say. I hire a lot of idiots."

KSP- "Hmm, this test craft has enough DV to get to Moho. Wonder if I can get to it blind."

20 years later

No no I did not.

Holy shit that concert was amazing (sunnie.org/ 's Space Between Notes release concert)

uspol: unpopular opinions re: USDA move 

@kistaro You're mostly IT right? Most research is different and that's before you get into the hiring bureaucracy and deliberate fuckery. I mean imagine your work said "We're moving to North Dakota ish. Maybe South Dakota. In two months. No we don't know exactly where yet, just pack up and move. Also you're all taking a 30% pay cut."

Think you'd be able to hire many people after that? Or would the newbies wonder if it'd happen again?

uspol: unpopular opinions re: USDA move 

@kistaro The Trump admin is trying to destroy multiple departments and the USDA has been producing reports they don't like. It would be very in character for them to simply refuse to hire anyone and effectively kill the agencies.

Also losing 2/3 of your staff isn't going to be "a few months" recovery. Years, maybe worse than years.

uspol: unpopular opinions re: USDA move 

@kistaro Or it won't improve at all because anyone hired under this admin will be a climate change denier and otherwise anti science, and moving the HQ is just an excuse for a purge. that seems rather more likely to me.

It's not as stupid as moving the bio research lab (no, do not put crop and animal high BSL labs in farm country) but.

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"You're right," the mechanic said, "your battery is draining much faster than normal."
"I knew it!" said the robot.
"Let me check diagnostics... Why is your processor 100% busy?"
"I'm monitoring my battery."
"If you stop that, it will last longer."
"I can't, it might run out."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

CATS except all the characters are cats made out of CAT5 cable send toot

latex, absorption, vore 

@balloonpup What a completely surprising situation! ;)

The cat on my lap didn't stop purring when she yawned. That ends up making a very weird noise. o.O

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