doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

Adorable dog moment of the evening: he's asleep in Soreth's room. I peek in and he wakes up and IMMEDIATELY wants to play tug of war.

And does so while blinking slowly like he's about to fall asleep again.

@taki Varies depending on surgeon and how you heal. Expect ~ a month for 'testing' things out' 2-3 before you can get it on without much concern

Seattle folks, something to keep in mind for this weekend is we'll have smoke overheard, and it might drift down depending on wind. Local air quality agency is asking people to avoid starting any fires, even small campfires

@anthracite but yes "I WANT TO GIVE ME MONEY LET YOU"

"No"

is annoying

@anthracite https://www.4kdownload.com/products/product-videodownloader

Co-worker today: "Hey at least Cali doesn't have to deal with natural disasters!"

...

not sure if asshole or really not paying attention

Ah, https://rexiconjesse.github.io/

I PUNCHED THAT MIMIC AND IT BELCHED OUT A FUCKING

FEY BANE SET OF THUMBSCREWS THAT DOUBLES YOUR TRAVELING SPEED WHENEVER IT IS MOST INCONVENIENT (GM DISCRETION)

A DUMBER, LESS ATTRACTIVE VERSION OF MYSELF MIGHT USE THAT…

"Fey Bane thumbscrews". Ow. Ow.

@Webster@snouts.online big "Who is the CEO of Antifa" energy

Nothing like debugging a crash, banging your head against the wall repeatedly, only to realize you've been...debugging the wrong file.

@balloonpup Yup!

I believe I have found the stupidest scarecrow ever invented. possibly also the most dangerous.

It is a box with 12 shotgun shells, wire, razors and a early 20th century timer. Once per hour it fires a shotgun blast! As a scarecrow method?!

Good news of the day: wild polio is gone from Africa. It remains in only two countries in the world.

Those two are Afghanistan and Pakistan so eradication will be...tricky thanks to US dumb fuckery, but possible

Next door we apparently have...kareoke at 9:38 on Tuesday?

Someone has made a dice roller that generates passwords and keys for you, by scanning the codes on the dice. Interesting

...the fact that it's an app on a web page doing the scanning makes it sound like a great way to get phished

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2020/08/dicekeys-creates-a-master-password-for-life-with-one-roll/

I didn't have "Trump associate gets arrested by the Postal Service during a scandal about Trump fucking with the USPS" on my 2020 bingo card. I'll take it though.

(mail fraud. People sent him money to "build the wall", he bought a boat)

Playing Factorio "Oh this is an obvious kludge I'll use for now and rebuild later"

*five hours later*

"Ah right the kludge. I'll get to it later"

is this how coders do?

@Phorm that last seems slightly...like the whole "itty bitty living space" without the "phenomenal cosmic power bonus since, you know.

...
*looks at 2020*

..you know what, carry on. use iron!

@kelseyhusky telling them "I am now helping you track this device by embedding it in your skull which you don't seem to be using" is probably right out unfortunately.

@Soreth @kelseyhusky No egg laying jokes which you know they would have done so no :D