doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

@catgoat muzzle seems like it would be very stressful when swimming regardless

@makyo good. best of luck ping me here or twit if you need anything.

@makyo also that's sounding like you had a stroke so please reconsider calling the ambulance. I can help pay.

@makyo I pinged you on twitter.

"This is my pumpkin fisting scar" #nocontext

@zannah I mean still possible because corporate people are dipshits, but the timing was weird as hell too. It started trending yesterday near the end of east coast time zone, supposedly pulled same day?

@zannah so it turns out literally every source I can find on this on this links back to the Washington Examiner or Libsoftiktok.

Two sites that are, ah, not noted for having strong relations with the truth. Non-zero chance this never happened at all.

@SkunkyLass Unihertz. Just a grab bag of weird phones and unfortunately from what I've found in comments questionable reliability

Huh. There's still a company making QWERTY android phones. They also make rugged phones with a lot of..very odd features like a built in walkie-talkie and teeeny tiny phones. I want a smaller phone than anything most companies sell but this one overshoots back to Palm Pre sized, haha.

@kauko can still see we'll have to fix that!

@balloonpup nonzero chance that raincoat is less waterproof than the wearer :D

@Soreth https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crayfish

@Soreth https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster

@Soreth https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab