doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

City council is proposing banning gas powered leaf blowers. yes please!

https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/gas-powered-leaf-blowers-facing-ban-seattle/N3PGRCOHFBFQJB7TYNKNSYKWUA/

gallbladders get fucked gallbladder surgery get fucked

I am fine. the surgery was many years ago but the side effects remain really annoying and I would have liked for family to mention we had a history of gallbladder problems before I started having symptoms thank you >.<

"We fire the whole penis. That's 90% more penis per penis!"

Re doing RimWorld mods and reminded once again that "vanilla" is this mod community's version of "immersive"

never let it be said that corporations are the only ones who make buzzwords :P

Called out sick again for my in office day. waiting til work notices I've been doing that a lot and I have to explainargue that "I am well enough to work, not well enough to wear an N95 all day" is a thing because that's where I'm at today

@Phorm "Or would you like to be the lead actor?"

@Phorm "Wait you thought this was your office, harem assistant?"

fae that has had entirely enough of this "court" nonsense and thinks the realm needs some good old fashioned anarchy

Fantasy character that travels the world collecting puns / bad jokes / stereotypes about their class / race

..SO THEY CAN COLLECT THEM ALL AND HIDE THEM WHERE NO ONE WILL FIND THEM

no one has explained language to them. yet

Blood pressure dropped 20 points to normal range after getting off.

Apparently my most effective blood pressure medication is the Hitachi Magic Wand

@Phorm I mean yes? being loud dipshits to over state their numbers is very much a fascist Thing.

The comments on Hawley's stuff that I saw is a large chunk of people making fun of him, varying in % by source, the usual maga idiots and a few like that. most of which if you look at their bios..are lying.

@Phorm A very large portion of "as a centrist" "as a liberal" shit is from RW trolls

The dog fell asleep watching me poop and now it feels weird(er) because when I get up I'm going to startle him

also he's doing the most adorable little paw twitches

@Soreth @ElectricKeet "I have eaten the pluribus.."

Mage The Ascension character that just really wanted to not have to shave anymore and is going to alter reality til that happens damnit

Shadowrunner that names all their grenades "return to sender"

D&D mage that learned magic because cooking with wood is TOO SLOW DAMNIT

GURPS character that's afraid of math

Parinoia character that is an open communist. Friend Computer is so confused by their enthusiasm it has filed them under "perpetually sarcastic". Gets killed for wasting Complex resources building a printer to make pamphlets to mail to the Computer.

@Soreth No one worry I have thoroughly bitten her all is safe n.n

Lessons from KSP today : putting all your solar panels on one side, bad idea.

then again that Mun probe was cursed anyway. Got control back, finished the primary mission, lit the engines for the second mission...

... catastrophic failure the entire probe just EXPLODES. not even sure what went but it took out *everything*

@Phorm as gently as possible..have you considered *not* sticking your head in the box of pain? Staying informed is one thing, reading unfiltered sewage is another.

Every one of those has an answer. The reason you don't seen those answers is they aren't real questions. An answer is responded to with either more gish gallop goalpost moving, flat out denial, or ignoring the post in favor of responding to people who were angry instead. I'm sure you've seen the "anti-Semite plays with words" thing by now? Same idea.

For example the detransitioner thing is just a lie? The majority of people who de-transition do it because of assholes pressuring them, not because they aren't trans. Also any medical intervention has regret rates. That applies even to things like appendix removal, which is often a "do this or die" kind of situation!

(this incidentally applies 100% to me; while I had very mild complications with SRS the only surgery I have misgivings about is the gallbladder removal)

As far as the drag show- I haven't seen -any- legitimate coverage of what actually happened there and drag isn't actually required to be adult. Consider that if the opposition had to fake photos of what happens that means the real photos probably wouldn't have supported their position?

As someone who's been transitioned for the better part of the decade the answer to your last thing there is *most people don't give a shit*.